Remember that girl who blocked me after meeting me, who I talked to for 4 years?

1. 2018-04-25 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou Yeah I’m pretty sure the only chicks who like beards never get kissed, I would keep a nice gay distance from them too because something ain’t right there lmao

   
   Yeah that's a good point, you're probably right.
2. 2018-04-25 at 11:35 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is she hot
3. 2018-04-25 at 11:36 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Is she hot

   
   I don't like the term "hot" for girls I actually like, that's demeaning.
   
   I prefer "attractive", "beautiful", or "worthy of my cum all over their fucking stupid face".
4. 2018-04-25 at 11:41 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is she attractive
5. 2018-04-25 at 11:42 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Is she attractive

   
   Yeah I guess
6. 2018-04-25 at 11:43 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So are you going to get revenge on her or
7. 2018-04-25 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #27
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enter (But I had to lie and say I was gay since I was pretending to be gay that night for male attention).

   
   lolwut
   
   
   
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8. 2018-04-25 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws So are you going to get revenge on her or

   
   
9. 2018-04-25 at 11:47 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut
   
   
   
   .

   
   There was a thread about it
10. 2018-04-25 at 11:47 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut
    
    
    
    .

    
    Literally spat out my sprite laughing at your reaction. You didn't hear about that?
    
    Went to a gay bar to get attention from gay guys to boost my ego, so I was introducing myself to everyone as gay, saying stereotypically gay stuff. Then there was a girl sitting near me who was complaining that every guy there was gay, coz she wanted some dick. So she pointed to me and said "PLEASE tell me you're straight, I really love guys with beards" and I had to be like "well, bad news for you, I'm gay" or else everyone would know I was lying.
11. 2018-04-25 at 11:50 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I found the thread from the actual night it happened.
    
    https://niggasin.space/thread/4398
12. 2018-04-25 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Enter I don't like the term "hot" for girls I actually like, that's demeaning.
    
    I prefer "attractive", "beautiful", or "worthy of my cum all over their fucking stupid face".

    
    The only face you have ever shot a load on is your own.
13. 2018-04-25 at 11:54 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Rape her
14. 2018-04-25 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #34
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Enter How come the first girl didn't like me? Is it because I was kinda overweight at the time? I consider myself way better looking now than I did back then…

    
    Yes or no yes?
15. 2018-04-25 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yes or no yes?

    
    Huh?
16. 2018-04-25 at 11:58 AM UTC

    #36
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Enter Literally spat out my sprite laughing at your reaction. You didn't hear about that?
    
    Went to a gay bar to get attention from gay guys to boost my ego, so I was introducing myself to everyone as gay, saying stereotypically gay stuff. Then there was a girl sitting near me who was complaining that every guy there was gay, coz she wanted some dick. So she pointed to me and said "PLEASE tell me you're straight, I really love guys with beards" and I had to be like "well, bad news for you, I'm gay" or else everyone would know I was lying.

    
    Wow. That's extremely fucking gay, dude.
17. 2018-04-25 at 11:59 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Wow. That's extremely fucking gay, dude.

    
    Lmao, yeah, I can't win. It's like a fucking sitcom where the guy tries to get pussy every week, but something always stands in his way. This time it was cock.
18. 2018-04-25 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #38
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Enter Lmao, yeah, I can't win. It's like a fucking sitcom where the guy tries to get pussy every week, but something always stands in his way. This time it was cock.

    
    Um, no, this time it was you being gay. I don't care your reasoning or rationalization. Any straight guy would've cut out the act at that point. She made it as clear as she could that she wanted to fuck, and you told her no thanks because you like cock. At that point you're no longer pretending.
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2018-04-25 at 12:05 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Um, no, this time it was you being gay. I don't care your reasoning or rationalization. Any straight guy would've cut out the act at that point. She made it as clear as she could that she wanted to fuck, and you told her no thanks because you like cock. At that point you're no longer pretending.

    
    From my original thread, the night it happened:
    
    

    I already made it clear I was flaming. As soon as this chick was like "you're the best looking guy here, can I make out with you?" I couldn't say "OH YEH OKAY COZ IT TURNS OUT IM BI".
    
    I was feeling self concious already because I'm sitting with this gay guy and he's all over me, and I'm not touching him at all. Then when this straight chick comes onto me, and I sit next to her, I'm all over her despite being gay. So I'm like FUCK, does this make me look like I'm lying?

20. 2018-04-25 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You cucked yourself into a corner.