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  1. #1
    I guess being homeless and sitting in one spot on my phone shitposting has angered the local community, they sent 2 pigs to ruffle my feathers.

    They searched me and found banshee dust. nutmeg/mace/turmeric and asked why I had it. I said for religious purposes (trianglism)

    Just posting meth synthesis on TOTSE officer. Good thing I deleted all that child porn off my phone last week.




  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    you need to learn the specifics of your local laws and ordinances...and 'policies' of the prosecutors in your area. were you on private property? if so, did anyone tell you to leave? you have 4th amendment rights and 'ossifer safetee' doesn't include going thru personal electronic devices. a physical search, MAYbe depending on how sketchy you were being. if they found ANYthing on you that wasn't a controlled substance and you invoke religious reasons....it's game over for any admissible evidence, much less harassing you over it. sounds like it's time for some local businesses to have a few 'acts of god' take place. electrical service lines that mysteriously separate from each other at 3am? large solid objects magically flying through 'spensive plate glass windows. whoda thunk it. yea...that shit happenz.
  3. #3
    When i was homeless i lived under a railroad bridge

    Police never bothered us unless they got reports of gunfire

    "I heard it officer, but it surely wasn't us lol"
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    yeah I've always hated cops, it seems like some might want to do the right thing but they are pussys that don't want their asses busted, and some are just down right faggots.
    just tonight, I had another idiot come into the shop, and my manager knows about what happened to me the other night when he was off, this guy and his gay boi said they would call the cops for us because the guy was causing a ruckus and evidently grabbed money out of our tip jar, I told him to not do that, we both grabbed the guy and threw him out, later I was going to my car and I saw him eating something out of a plate and i slapped it out of his hand and told him "sorry faggot" i admit I was kind of drunk at the time but at the same time I'm tired of dealing with idiots and I hate the cops how they run things downtown just in general.



    I was stopped by the pigs 6 months ago while heading out of town to see a friend , and I was almost to her house, I turned right in front of a pig (I was aware of his prescence) I just didnt swing in front of him . he ent up following me, then he left me alone, then he found me again and told me I didn't use a turn signal , which is bull shit and thats the second time I've had that happen to me. He wrote me a warning and asked if he could search my car. I told him no and he got all weird about it and started telling me how im acting strange and why shouldn't he search my car. I told him, "because it's cold outside and I'm trying to make my way to my friends place, you're being an inconvenience"

    He went back to his car and 5 minutes later he was like "well you know its your right to refuse a search, you can go"

    unfortunately mr happy, what sucks about being homeless (ive been homeless a couple times) is the cops want all of the homeless to be in one spot. Both employers and the cops will discriminate against anyone trying to do their own thing. When I was 19 I was homeless, I had a job, and my employer made a big deal about me bringing my back pack to work, it was all of my belongings. It was just a back pack, But they could tell I was homeless, my mom picked me up a couple times from downtown and took me to work, and she would just tell me that she had to go through the same thing, I would go to my church that I was baptized at to go sleep with the other homeless people and my pastor wouldnt let me sleep there because he said I was a liability.. (my parents probably told him to not help me, and my pastor claimed to have been a former druggy on the streets)

    I went to the homeless shelter and I hated everyone that was there, I left after 20 minutes and slept by the river, I came back the next day after work to eat and they told me I was to late, they didn't care that I was 18 and had a job and was homeless. I ent up a couple weeks


    inb4 lanny starts talking about liking the police and how he attempted to stop a "mugging" and got laughed at. fucking candy ass.

    I will always hate the police
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    i just took a better look at that pic...

    why is that cop wearing go-go boots and a sunbonnet? and is he wearing jodhpurs?

    that dude is repressing something.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^they are canadian cops....
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    ^they are canadian cops….

    in that case it is acceptable behavior

    anyone that has a gay-cop fantasy now knows where to fulfill it
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  9. #9
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol, Bill Krozby, I haven't even posted in this thread and already you're in damage control mode.
  10. #10
    arc the lad Yung Blood
    fukn popo always shutting down hard working niggers selling loosies outside the jail
  11. #11
    Someone complained I was sitting back there since fucking october. It's an alley behind like 10 stores and I have all their WiFi passwords.

    Its MY spot so everyone can fuck off. I'm gonna spray that alley with triangles everywhere.
  12. #12
    Someone complained I was sitting back there since fucking october. It's an alley behind like 10 stores and I have all their WiFi passwords.

    Its MY spot so everyone can fuck off. I'm gonna spray that alley with triangles everywhere.


    We used to mark our territory with .308 casings

    People started stealing them though
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol, Bill Krozby, I haven't even posted in this thread and already you're in damage control mode.


    lol my bad brah, I've been a wild drunkard lately
  14. #14
    its spectral exercising his secret government powerz to rid the world of kidiots
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Another kidiot exposed^ heeerp derrp jeeeeeert!

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