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Ever since I asked out that girl, she's been chatting to me more...

  1. #41
    Originally posted by Enter Yeah true, that's so fucked. :/ Ugh… that doesn't help my distrust of women. Fuck this. Fuck this all.

    It is fucked, it really is. I don't have a problem with rejection. I wouldn't want someone to date me if they didn't want to. My problem is when they pretend to like me or exploit me for everything they can BECAUSE they know I like them

    I'm just thankful I figured out what was going on early and quit falling for it. I STILL see this shit happening to people, and everyone seems to either be perfectly fine with it or, more often, pretend it doesn't happen
  2. #42
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter can't believe she likes me, she hasn't even seen me when buff yet

    She see's the inner you. Shoot for Gold, Silver!
  3. #43
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Sorry, I was listening to "Fools Overture" by Roger Hodgson .. the opening with violins and church bells. :}
  4. #44
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock She see's the inner you. Shoot for Gold, Silver!

    Now you're just talking crazy.
  5. #45
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter i hope i have sex with this one. ive got 2 months to get fit, but unfortunately my fucking hemorrhoids have put a pause on my working out. :(

    i'll do my chest and arms workout today, and that puts me at a month. then i might have to take a week off, or something. :/ I don't know.

    FUCK. WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE A FUCKING PROBLEM. I WAS DOING SO WELL.

    You're not working out because of roids? Fucking stick an icecube in there with PrepH on it and get back to lifting weights!
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  6. #46
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Juicebox It is fucked, it really is. I don't have a problem with rejection. I wouldn't want someone to date me if they didn't want to. My problem is when they pretend to like me or exploit me for everything they can BECAUSE they know I like them

    I'm just thankful I figured out what was going on early and quit falling for it. I STILL see this shit happening to people, and everyone seems to either be perfectly fine with it or, more often, pretend it doesn't happen

    Your name is Juicebox. You couldn't make music with the clang of a testicle.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock You're not working out because of roids? Fucking stick an icecube in there with PrepH on it and get back to lifting weights!

    yeah im gonna stick an icecube in there lol

    it's weird tho, i read that to treat hemorrhoids u have to sit in a hot bath

    and then in the same paragraph it says to treat them you put an ice pack on it

    wtf
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Enter oh right true. well she's stopped talking to me anyway. she was complaining about some girl she knew and i suggested we go smash her car and she was like "right…". Kek.


    lol girls dont like that totse shit man
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  9. #49
    Originally posted by greenplastic lol girls dont like that totse shit man

    yeah, they like normie reddit shit. ugh.
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  10. #50
    mso8 Houston
    imagine if she actually went along with it. you'd be set for life lmao. never let go of a girl like that
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  11. #51
    Originally posted by Enter yeah, they like normie reddit shit. ugh.

    with my normal gf i was normie at first but i gradually shifted to totse me and she seems to have bought it. lol.
  12. #52
    sometimes she is still shocked by the things i say though
  13. #53
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter yeah im gonna stick an icecube in there lol

    it's weird tho, i read that to treat hemorrhoids u have to sit in a hot bath

    and then in the same paragraph it says to treat them you put an ice pack on it

    wtf

    lol those little size ones and not a large square ice-cube. ffs

    but the small rounded icecubes.. prep H.. it even says it on the tube I believe. Dr told me to do this. it's a swollen vain thingy... the ice makes it shrink and the prep H keeps it from swelling back up. that's why prep H doesn't work on contact. it's swollen like if you got punched in the eye.
  14. #54
    mso8 Houston
    Originally posted by greenplastic with my normal gf i was normie at first but i gradually shifted to totse me and she seems to have bought it. lol.

    same

    Originally posted by greenplastic sometimes she is still shocked by the things i say though

    minus this
  15. #55
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock lol those little size ones and not a large square ice-cube. ffs

    but the small rounded icecubes.. prep H.. it even says it on the tube I believe. Dr told me to do this. it's a swollen vain thingy… the ice makes it shrink and the prep H keeps it from swelling back up. that's why prep H doesn't work on contact. it's swollen like if you got punched in the eye.

    lol oh I get this joke now.

  16. #56
    Originally posted by mso8 same



    minus this

    maybe you're just not as edgy as i am tho
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  17. #57
    mso8 Houston
    perhaps
  18. #58
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter lol oh I get this joke now.


    Nooooo


    but maybe Chocolate ice-cream will help the whole hole?
  19. #59
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Nooooo


    but maybe Chocolate ice-cream will help the whole hole?

    Yes. I'd love some chocolate ass cream.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by greenplastic lol girls dont like that totse shit man

    It works if you aren't autistic and the girl is into it. I am regularly telling my girlfriend to commit murder or play bumper cars on the road or rob a bank.
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