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Ever since I asked out that girl, she's been chatting to me more...

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    can't believe she likes me, she hasn't even seen me when buff yet
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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Is this the same girl who told you she had a boyfriend?
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    Originally posted by Zanick #2 Is this the same girl who told you she had a boyfriend?

    no i havent talked to her since she told me that
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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter no i havent talked to her since she told me that

    Damn, you probably could've had sex with her. You probably could still have sex with this one. Enter, you're kind of a stud.
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    Originally posted by Zanick #2 Damn, you probably could've had sex with her. You probably could still have sex with this one. Enter, you're kind of a stud.

    i hope i have sex with this one. ive got 2 months to get fit, but unfortunately my fucking hemorrhoids have put a pause on my working out. :(

    i'll do my chest and arms workout today, and that puts me at a month. then i might have to take a week off, or something. :/ I don't know.

    FUCK. WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE A FUCKING PROBLEM. I WAS DOING SO WELL.
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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter i hope i have sex with this one. ive got 2 months to get fit, but unfortunately my fucking hemorrhoids have put a pause on my working out. :(

    i'll do my chest and arms workout today, and that puts me at a month. then i might have to take a week off, or something. :/ I don't know.

    FUCK. WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE A FUCKING PROBLEM. I WAS DOING SO WELL.

    There will always be problems. The measure of your success will be determined by how many girls you have sex with and subsequently reject despite complications.
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    nigga you are fucking this up. first off, she doesn't give a fuck if you're "buff" or not, it makes very little difference. she already has expressed interest in you. by making her wait 2 months, i guarantee you that the feelings you have inspired in her now that are making her want to talk to you more will be gone. you have a chance now because you invoked it but if things don't get escalated sometime in the near future she will get over it and she will move on, most likely permanently, and then you just won't have another chance with her
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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    He's got a point, Enter. If you plan to have sex with this girl, you should do so the moment your hemorrhoids have cleared up. Women don't like waiting, just keep your eye on the ball.
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    Originally posted by greenplastic nigga you are fucking this up. first off, she doesn't give a fuck if you're "buff" or not, it makes very little difference. she already has expressed interest in you. by making her wait 2 months, i guarantee you that the feelings you have inspired in her now that are making her want to talk to you more will be gone. you have a chance now because you invoked it but if things don't get escalated sometime in the near future she will get over it and she will move on, most likely permanently, and then you just won't have another chance with her

    are u sure? i said in 2 months because that's when this semester finishes, so we'll both have more time to actually go out. i think it works well, since we're both busy with our studies right now.
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    Originally posted by Zanick #2 He's got a point, Enter. If you plan to have sex with this girl, you should do so the moment your hemorrhoids have cleared up. Women don't like waiting, just keep your eye on the ball.

    they do like waiting, by saying 2 months i'm making it seem like i'm not desperate. plus i was like, "after our studies and before i leave for america" so i seem like a big shot.
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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter are u sure? i said in 2 months because that's when this semester finishes, so we'll both have more time to actually go out. i think it works well, since we're both busy with our studies right now.

    If she's chatting you up and willing to wait weeks for you, you should assume she's dtf and looking for a distraction before she forgets all about you. Jump on this now, and you can extend the longevity of this booty call by several months, at least.
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    Originally posted by Zanick #2 If she's chatting you up and willing to wait weeks for you, you should assume she's dtf and looking for a distraction before she forgets all about you. Jump on this now, and you can extend the longevity of this booty call by several months, at least.

    no, i'm not buff yet. it can be a sure thing if she meets me when i have muscles. trust me.

    besides, i already said in 2 months, if i go back on that now i'll look like a thirsty beta round-headed hillary-voting faggot.
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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter no, i'm not buff yet. it can be a sure thing if she meets me when i have muscles. trust me.

    besides, i already said in 2 months, if i go back on that now i'll look like a thirsty beta round-headed hillary-voting faggot.

    If you said two months, then I guess you're waiting two months. You could probably get away with telling her you couldn't wait, it'd make her feel special and would likely accelerate your lovemaking a great deal.

    Are you making some kind of political commentary by associating the Cavaliers with the Clintons or am I overthinking it?
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    Originally posted by Zanick #2 If you said two months, then I guess you're waiting two months. You could probably get away with telling her you couldn't wait, it'd make her feel special and would likely accelerate your lovemaking a great deal.

    Are you making some kind of political commentary by associating the Cavaliers with the Clintons or am I overthinking it?

    no. i don't know. my asshole is fucked.

    and no, i'm not telling her i couldn't wait, holy fuck that's beta.
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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter no. i don't know. my asshole is fucked.

    and no, i'm not telling her i couldn't wait, holy fuck that's beta.

    You need to cast aside the beta-beta dichotomy, it's unappealing to prospective mates. If you're a real beta, you don't need to observe beta principles for it to shine through. Let women think they've tamed you for the moment, for only in doing so will you expose their girlish weakness.
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    Originally posted by Zanick #2 You need to cast aside the beta-beta dichotomy, it's unappealing to prospective mates. If you're a real beta, you don't need to observe beta principles for it to shine through. Let women think they've tamed you, for only in doing so will you expose their weakness.

    i'm not observing, the decisions i'm making are innate, i'm just using beta and beta to describe them. i wouldn't be able to live with myself i told her i couldn't wait for our date.
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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter i'm not observing, the decisions i'm making are innate, i'm just using beta and beta to describe them. i wouldn't be able to live with myself i told her i couldn't wait for our date.

    It's fine that you want to posture, but I seriously doubt she's going to wait. What's the point if she moves on with another guy? She'll think you're a beta regardless.
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    Originally posted by Zanick #2 It's fine that you want to posture, but I seriously doubt she's going to wait. What's the point if she moves on with another guy? She'll think you're a beta regardless.

    i dont giv a fuk, ill be buff by then and be able to get another girl easier
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    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    just keep thinking yourself out of this one it can only go well
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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter i dont giv a fuk, ill be buff by then and be able to get another girl easier

    If that's really how you feel about this particular girl, then you're doing a great job of staying focused.
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