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Anyone riding motorcycles here?

  1. #81
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    i need a big bike because i wear 36 length pants and i dont want to be bowleggeed after riding for more than 15 minutes
  2. #82
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    what is ur inseam compensating for?
  3. #83
    Kinks Enter's Waifu
    They’re thin and all women.

    Bad ass just runs in the family.
  4. #84
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Kinks They’re thin and all women.

    Bad ass just runs in the family.

    Originally posted by benny vader in other words your family all has pot bellies.

    or riding a dick.

    so do loose pussies.
  5. #85
    Kinks Enter's Waifu
    Did you know a vibrating motorcycle seat will get a woman off regularly?

    You’d think that kind of constant action would keep everything in pretty good shape down there. Lol.
  6. #86
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    depends on what shape your striving for.
  7. #87
    Kinks Enter's Waifu
    you just have a tiny dick and probably think all pussies are too big.
  8. #88
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    Originally posted by A College Professor what is ur inseam compensating for?

    my incredibly lithe johnson
  9. #89
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    I tried to sit on a Z650 in the dealership, holy fuck that bike is small for me. I think I am only good with big bikes, anything smaller and it just looks like shit. Hence I can't get into riding super sport bikes. I like riding big but nimble.
  10. #90
    Originally posted by Dfg I tried to sit on a Z650 in the dealership, holy fuck that bike is small for me. I think I am only good with big bikes, anything smaller and it just looks like shit. Hence I can't get into riding super sport bikes. I like riding big but nimble.

    How tall/heavy are you?

    I'm 6 feet and was 250 pounds at time of purchase, and I still fit on a Ninja 300 comfortably, but I'm probably at the upper limit of it. A couple inches taller or a few pounds heavier and it would've been too small.
  11. #91
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Juicebox How tall/heavy are you?

    I'm 6 feet and was 250 pounds at time of purchase, and I still fit on a Ninja 300 comfortably, but I'm probably at the upper limit of it. A couple inches taller or a few pounds heavier and it would've been too small.

    6'1", 210 Pounds. Big legs and kinda big in general, not fat or something. BUt with the gear on, the bike feels small, reminds me Rouser 180, maybe I just used to Versys.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by Dfg 6'1", 210 Pounds. Big legs and kinda big in general, not fat or something. BUt with the gear on, the bike feels small, reminds me Rouser 180, maybe I just used to Versys.

    I think either I'm very "dense" or I just need less space than others in vehicles. Every time someone (even people much smaller than me) drives my car they move my seat far back and change the angle of the seat and ask how the hell I can drive like that

    "I don't know, it seemed fine to me," I always respond through clenched teeth while fighting the urge to violently murder said individual because it probably took me weeks to get that fucking seat position right
  13. #93
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    can i borow ur car
  14. #94
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Juicebox I think either I'm very "dense" or I just need less space than others in vehicles. Every time someone (even people much smaller than me) drives my car they move my seat far back and change the angle of the seat and ask how the hell I can drive like that

    "I don't know, it seemed fine to me," I always respond through clenched teeth while fighting the urge to violently murder said individual because it probably took me weeks to get that fucking seat position right

    Hhaha, I try to sit in Toyota Vios and the seat was adjusted for a lady driver, fuck that was an uncomfortable experience. Car's are different for me, I ensure the seat is adjusted so I can see the side mirror and can push the pedal full down without having to move. I am VERY picky with it.

    The bike is a bit different, I hate to bend my back, I like the upright position, I do hate my bum getting sore though.
  15. #95
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    can i borow ur bike
  16. #96
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by A College Professor can i borow ur bike

    I can lend you the scooter or the Rouser 180, but it's cheaper to just rent here. Let me know when you're coming here, we can hang out.
  17. #97
    Originally posted by A College Professor can i borow ur car

    Originally posted by A College Professor can i borow ur bike

    Unfortunately, due to recent events I no longer lend my vehicles to anyone.
  18. #98
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    siiicc ok
  19. #99
    In all the places you've been, is there a lot of anti-American sentiment? How bad?

    Ever been to Eastern Europe?
  20. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Juicebox Never mind, I'll post that in the other thread instead of derailing this one

    Nah it's cool, go on. If it's active more will chime in.
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