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  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Slaynk Post from reddit


    Someone mentioned prostitution. But I'm a male, and I'm looking for something that I can do for 40 years then retire from.

    prostitution.
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Elevator operator. It has its ups and down, but there's always a demand.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Elevator operator. It has its ups and down, but there's always a demand.
    Eh heh heh he
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Slaynk Eh heh heh he

    It's really easy to get a raise/rise, too. Just like pushing a button.
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  5. #25
    Lanny, how can I become 1337 computer programmer! I wan to be cool like you guys!

    Do I really have to do college lernen?

    I want to do computer science. I did computer science. But I couldn't pay attention, and I don't know how this time will be any different.

    *twiddles thumbs*
  6. #26
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's really easy to get a raise/rise, too. Just like pushing a button.

  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Slaynk Lanny, how can I become 1337 computer programmer! I wan to be cool like you guys!

    First, how radically liberal are you?
  8. #28
    Originally posted by -SpectraL First, how radically liberal are you?

    That's a good question.

    On one hand I like to dress nice, button up shirt, dress khaki's and leather shoes with dress socks. I don't give a fuck about black lives matter or global warming.

    On the other hand I believe in the woman's right to choose the life of her fetus. I am ok with sex outside of marriage. jedis are OK. Freedom of speech is great.

    I literally forget which hand is left and right still.

    I have known failure

    So I'll sum it up for you this way so you'll remember it easily. I am trying to get past the stage of not needing to use toilet paper. For example, today I knew I didn't need it but used it anyway. This was upsetting. I'm trying my best here.
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Slaynk That's a good question.

    On one hand I like to dress nice, button up shirt, dress khaki's and leather shoes with dress socks. I don't give a fuck about black lives matter or global warming.

    On the other hand I believe in the woman's right to choose the life of her fetus. I am ok with sex outside of marriage. jedis are OK. Freedom of speech is great.

    I literally forget which hand is left and right still.

    I have known failure

    So I'll sum it up for you this way so you'll remember it easily. I am trying to get past the stage of not needing to use toilet paper. For example, today I knew I didn't need it but used it anyway. This was upsetting. I'm trying my best here.

    whatever medication youre on, its time to up the dosage.

    some professional advice. rule #1: always wipe.

    if in doubt, refer to rule #1.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by infinityshock whatever medication youre on, its time to up the dosage.

    some professional advice. rule #1: always wipe.

    if in doubt, refer to rule #1.
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Slaynk

    i knew a chick who would change her kids diaper and say 'oh, no klingons. i dont have to waste a baby wipe that costs .0001-cents'

    fast forward a few days and her kid has an ass-rash from mommy not wiping its ass.

    thats why there is the most basic premise of human hygiene: always wipe your nasty ass.

    besides. you never know when some random occurrence of some hot chick wanting to suck your cock is going to present itself and you dont want your ass reeking of week-old booty-fungi.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by infinityshock i knew a chick who would change her kids diaper and say 'oh, no klingons. i dont have to waste a baby wipe that costs .0001-cents'

    fast forward a few days and her kid has an ass-rash from mommy not wiping its ass.

    thats why there is the most basic premise of human hygiene: always wipe your nasty ass.

    besides. you never know when some random occurrence of some hot chick wanting to suck your cock is going to present itself and you dont want your ass reeking of week-old booty-fungi.
    Despair.
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Slaynk Despair.

    ass wipes cost like $2.00 a pack and they last several weeks. even if youre Bill Krozby-tier ghetto you can save them for multiple uses.
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  14. #34
    Originally posted by infinityshock ass wipes cost like $2.00 a pack and they last several weeks. even if youre Bill Krozby-tier ghetto you can save them for multiple uses.

    =]
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Slaynk =]

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  16. #36
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Slaynk Post from reddit


    Someone mentioned prostitution. But I'm a male,

    welcome to the 21st century.

    there are procedures now that u can undergo to change this fact.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by benny vader welcome to the 21st century.

    there are procedures now that u can undergo to change this fact.
    Nooo please no. I promise I will be good. Let me live life
  18. #38
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock rule #1: always wipe.

    wiping your ass is the most unhygienic thing you can perform on your ass.

    when you wipe your ass, your actually not making it cleaner, your just spreading the shits that are concentrated around your asshole along your crack, and possibly onto your balls aswell.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by benny vader wiping your ass is the most unhygienic thing you can perform on your ass.

    when you wipe your ass, your actually not making it cleaner, your just spreading the shits that are concentrated around your asshole along your crack, and possibly onto your balls aswell.
    Well no that's not my concern. I don't like the thought of the dry paper on my nice moist bung hole. I don't want to dehydrate my lil hole because if I take water from there, I will pay by taking the water from another part of my body system which I don't want because every molecule counts.

    Fts I'm done making tard posts for the day. But I'm still fighting the reddit fags. I'll be on tomorrow afternoon
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader wiping your ass is the most unhygienic thing you can perform on your ass.

    when you wipe your ass, your actually not making it cleaner, your just spreading the shits that are concentrated around your asshole along your crack, and possibly onto your balls aswell.

    then remedy that travesty and bring your pretty little lips over here for me to use youre tongue as my toilet paper
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