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i want to be a fireman
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2018-02-13 at 1:13 PM UTCPursue your dreams. Good luck.
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2018-02-13 at 11:56 PM UTCIf you watch the Naudet video filmed during 9/11 the Fireman talk about they screen people .. not only do they have to be able to past the test but have chemistry among each other. Something along the lines of that. Guys having to live several days together under stressful conditions. the 90 percent of the time not doing shit is probably pretty laughable.
they have them doing shit to keep busy, no doubt. probably one of the few tax payed systems that does. Be nice if Politicians worked that hard, or people at the DMV. -
2018-02-13 at 11:57 PM UTCOh and a Big Sorry to the Women Fire Fighters. No one calls them Fireman anymore.
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2018-02-14 at 12:02 AM UTC
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2018-02-14 at 12:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor firewoman sounds stupid they are still firemen
Firefighters is used in the state of California now.
But there might be some inside Bravado that if you're a Female Firefighter that you "might be female but twice the man most men could ever be."
or whatever.
Chase your dreams. Then if I see you rolling down the street, I'll use you to get through red lights.
"Siren Chasers" seems to be a big thing in San Francisco for Uber Drivers and Cabbies.
(really I don't.. I pull over and wait it out) -
2018-02-14 at 12:29 AM UTCSuch a faggot.
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2018-02-14 at 12:31 AM UTC
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2018-02-14 at 12:35 AM UTC"VICTIM of farm equipment "
Noob, what happened. You get your balls cut off in the tractor while cutt'n wheatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-14 at 12:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor if your sham-hetero living arrangement ever falls apart you sound like you would be a good match for Legalise Spiritual "mother punching" Discovery. you can move in with him and his cousin ( who live in a nice 1br apt ) and share a bed with the mother puncher at night.
you guys can whisper sweet-nothing-oneliners into eachothers ear at night
It's homoerotically charged shit like this that proves my point. You're a huge faggot. -
2018-02-14 at 12:38 AM UTC
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2018-02-14 at 12:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor they are super cool and macho plus they dont get any of the bad vibes that policeman get.
problem im too scrawny to carry all their cool equipment while rescuing a large person slumped over my shoulder.
solution i talk the chief into letting me form a special strikerforce and training program where i do stuff like learn to walk on hot coals and do crossfit extercises. when there is a serious fire i will go into the building naked and hold my breathe cause i wont have a air system like the other guys. i will tactically extract damsels in distress and use my cunning and speed to get where my fireman brothers struggle to get to in time - cause all atheir heavy cumbersome gear.
solution: slather yourself in napalm. light a match.
voila. youre a fireman.
once youre nice and crispy ill fap to some porn and put the fire out with my crotch-nozzle and deluge of testicular goo. -
2018-02-14 at 1 AM UTC
Originally posted by stupid noob Your mom gave you that camper so she didn't have to worry about you hearing her fucking your new step daddy in the house.
the story she told me that he was taking all her customers and she wasnt making any money so he had to get rid of him because she wasnt making enough to support her crack habit. -
2018-02-14 at 1 AM UTC
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2018-02-14 at 1:03 AM UTC
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2018-02-14 at 1:07 AM UTC"working" from the inside of that camper i'll bet.
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