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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

  1. which was probably a lie
  2. I just wanted to get my drugs and leave
  3. so I pulled out my 10mm
  4. but before I had a chace to say anything
  5. the fag got disgusted and started crying
  6. and finally
  7. after what felt like ages
  8. finally exited my car
  9. I said "I don't want to know"
  10. and I got my drugs
  11. and dropped him off at his bridge
  12. and then went back to mine
  13. and watched hardcore petite pornography for 18 hours
  14. when I woke up
  15. I thought I heard women moaning
  16. and told my bridgemates to turn their fucking shit down
  17. they asked me what the fuck I was on about
  18. then blamed me for the noise
  19. turns out
  20. there were no electronic devices on at all

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