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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

  1. ecause him and his faggot friend kept trying to convince me that I was gay
  2. because I like androgynous women and femdom
  3. and one day I quit talking to him
  4. and a few months passed
  5. and then one day
  6. when I had used up my sudafed allowance for the month
  7. and my drug dealer got thrown in jail for stealing my guns and selling them
  8. I called him
  9. because I wanted some meth
  10. and he was able to hook me up
  11. and went I went down to pick it up
  12. his fag friend forced his way into the back seat
  13. and argued with my friend
  14. about literal faggotry
  15. saying things like
  16. "I thought you loved me"
  17. and "you proposed to me"
  18. and "we were going to have a house"
  19. "and kids" (god forbid)
  20. while my friend simply kept repeating "I'm not gay"

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