The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2016-10-02 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #4761
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Are you having a hypomanic episode Mal Mal.
2. 2016-10-02 at 2:07 PM UTC

   #4762
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   No, I was actually feeling somewhat melancholy.
3. 2016-10-02 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #4763
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   No, I was actually feeling somewhat melancholy.

   
   I'm sorry to hear that.
4. 2016-10-02 at 3:34 PM UTC

   #4764
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i drank lye
5. 2016-10-02 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #4765
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Make meth in your stomach or child-proof your home.
   
   Never read about John McAfee before, but he seemed to be popular in a r/Anarcho_Capitalism thread about who the best Libertarian Party candidate would have been. Doing it now and I like his kind of crazy. He actually wrote about his drug experiences on Bluelight! Oh, it seems it was an elaborate hoax for his own amusement that reached record length; don't know if he made other posts after that (Will check): http://www.whoismcafee.com/stuffmonger-and-bluelight/
6. 2016-10-03 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #4766
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Decided to give the One Punch Man anime a try since I didn't have anything I really felt like seeing at the moment.
   
   
   
   Love that metal/hard rock sound. Great to headbang to.
7. 2016-10-03 at 7:43 AM UTC

   #4767
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   http://m.imgur.com/at14qWn
8. 2016-10-03 at 8:06 AM UTC

   #4768
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   http://m.imgur.com/at14qWn

   
   Thanks for the shout out <3
9. 2016-10-03 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #4769
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   You didn't answer ny email :(. Don't throw <3 my way
10. 2016-10-03 at 8:44 AM UTC

    #4770
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.etsy.com/listing/260234325/one-punch-man-oppai-hoodie-one-punch-man?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=oppai&ref=sc_gallery_1&plkey=413cb88a13457f1bd7ab699983469b613f0869ad:260234325
11. 2016-10-03 at 8:44 AM UTC

    #4771
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    You didn't answer ny email :(. Don't throw <3 my way

    
    I wasn't aware you sent me one, i will have a look right away.
12. 2016-10-03 at 9:12 AM UTC

    #4772
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ok i sent you a reply.
13. 2016-10-03 at 9:37 AM UTC

    #4773
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just had one of the greatest wanks of my life.
14. 2016-10-03 at 10:26 AM UTC

    #4774
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    That’s the spirit.
15. 2016-10-03 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #4775
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I knew there was tits on here somewhere!!!! I fucking knew it. I'm like one of this truffle sniffing pigs except I can sense female mammary glands through the internet. I swear when I'm high on meth I can will things into existence if I concentrate enough mental energy. For weeks I imagined nice breasts and thought about their tangible dimensions and properties and then got high enough and through telepathy and ESP there are now breasts!!! That can't be an accident.. I have also done this with fire and drugs. Amazing pair, are they on 2 for 1?. How much for a custom sign? Can you scrawl "legalize crystal meth 2020" across them for a franklin? Its for my Facebook page of the same name and maybe a new profile pic.
16. 2016-10-03 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #4776
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Somebody write me an opening paragraph to my CV. Err, resume to you Americans. I just need a paragraph saying why I'd be an excellent employer
17. 2016-10-03 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #4777
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Somebody write me an opening paragraph to my CV. Err, resume to you Americans. I just need a paragraph saying why I'd be an excellent employer

    
    
    Hire me or I'll shoot up your office
    
18. 2016-10-03 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #4778
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That might just work
19. 2016-10-03 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #4779
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Oh god.. Wfat retardedness is this? Apparently I got drunk (stupid drunk as I put it last night) and can't believe I completed the actions to even post that pic. I don't remember a whole lot especially not the pic bit. I woke up on the floor covered in throw up this morning and feel terrible. I'm retarded. Space cat.. I probably could do something like that for you.. That is a great solgan btw
20. 2016-10-03 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #4780
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    After rewriting my CV I got an interview within 10 minutes of sending it out. I think it was due to my opening sentence stating that I'm Grammar educated to separate me from the rest of the proletariat applying for jobs (Grammar educated as in Grammar school, a school above the comprehensives for the peasants but not upper class enough to be a private school).