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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

  1. You make enough money that it doesn't matter, but you could resell it easily and potentially double your money.

    You're right, the critique isn't specific to the HMD hardware, but that isn't all that matters.

    There are extra critiques in the comments:

    [greentext]>Oculus previously had DRM checking that you own the game, and also basic functionality checking for the oculus HDM so you would be able to play the game. Revive patched the HDM check so it would also be possible to play on HTC Vive. Facebook responded by making the HDM check a part of the DRM so that Vive owners can't play games legally bought from the oculus store.[/greentext]

    Although, they may have backtracked? Possibly partially for now, with more widespread changes later.

    What are the other reasons you're considering jumping ship?

    Honestly, now does not seek to be the time for VR. I may delay gratification and wait until the second consumer releases, possibly leasing patents (Dear god I hope FOVE works well.)

    Oh: http://www.getfove.com/
    http://www.roadtovr.com/fove-raises-11-million-series-a-investment-to-accelerate-mass-production-in-fall-2016/

    Hopefully Steam acquires them, I don't trust Oculus. Lucky Palmer doesn't have power, Facebook does, and only a fool would trust them. The fear and speculation that was occurring when Facebook first bought them out may turn out to be warranted after all.

    Facebook doesn't backtrack, they "forwardtrack"

    Meaning if their customers complain about something, they continue to make it worse until everybody shuts up
  2. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Stats?
    6'0
    187lb

    225x2 BP
    135x6 OHP (gonna actually max this 2moro)
    305x1 squat
    335x3 DL
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Anyone ever tried a sensory deprivation tank before? Just found out there's one a couple of blocks from here, thinking about giving it a whirl, might be fun.
  4. Anyone ever tried a sensory deprivation tank before? Just found out there's one a couple of blocks from here, thinking about giving it a whirl, might be fun.


    Yes, I have, a few times. I posted about it on Zoklet.

    I WILD'd in it the first time.

    I stopped going when I felt the last guy's ear plug still lying in the tank, and the bitch knocked on the door telling me to get out after an hour, even though this time I paid for two.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The kewl kids call them 'float chambers.'
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Took a blue microscoop of etizolam last night past mid night (Sometime after 1AM) for anxyolisis/to relax and begin winding down for sleep, then took another around 2-33AM or so because I decided it was too late and I was too tired, so I'd skip eating.

    Felt a bit of the old euphoria I hadn't in so long, the lack of inhibitions and certain types of movements that feel smoother (Certainly not standing still, balancing, or things requiring dexterity, peace, tranquility, contentedness, happiness.

    So I decided to play the "Let's finish cooking before we burn the house down game." I failed, but luckily the heat was on the minimum and I woke up after two hours.

    I was also planning to concurrently solder very small electronic parts. I've done it before while drinking regularly (glass after glass).

    I also woke up with a bunch of tabs open, nothing strange that I've seen so far, just seems I opened my bookmarks folders. Not sure what caused that, maybe poor motor control and think/memory, being in the dark with the screen at lowest brightest as well as additionally dimmed further by flux, and blacking out. I'd say I'd handled it pretty well, checked my only banking and no purchases.
  7. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    The look on a man's face when he wakes up and has forgotten I'm on the rag after he fucked me in the wee hours of the morning as he stares at his blood covered dick upon waking- priceless. I couldnt stop laughing once I saw why he was making that face. I assume the first thought must have been 'oh fuck, this crazy bitch cut my dick off in my sleep!'
  8. &Zenith Yung Blood
    Sometimes you just gotta lay down a towel and make a Japanese flag, Hydro
  9. Just remembered that §m£ÂgØL, right after becoming a father, played his ukulele to a goose at a pond and described it as the happiest moment in his life.

    Haha.
  10. &Zenith Yung Blood
    And now its been downhill ever since!
  11. Did you read that thread? It is pure gold.
  12. I was expecting a care package to arrive today, but it didn't, now I gotta wait til fuckin tuesday.



  13. Our weed dealer got robbed last night so we beat the guys who did it, not because we particularly like the kid, but we need to protect our weed supply. It was pretty funny tho, after my mate spanked one of them he got up and stumbled straight into a lamp post. His blood is still on it.
  14. Eat my man's cum, loser cuckold!
  15. &Zenith Yung Blood
    Shaddap
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    vvhats going on in dis fred guisesesesesessesesS?E?SE??
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Facebook doesn't backtrack, they "forwardtrack"

    Meaning if their customers complain about something, they continue to make it worse until everybody shuts up

    This is why Mark Zuckerjedi will never be as rich as the people at jedigle.
  18. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    §m£ÂgØL is being a faggot on a monday again, Lanny, please ban him. He also jumped in the spring with my cellphone in his pocket and now the screen is flickering badly and acting all fucky if I can get the screen to turn on. This sucks. I just got it a month ago and don't have a warranty. Life sucks especially since this is my only form of Internet connection without going somewhere with free wifi.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    He'd pay for it if he had any sense of responsibility.

    Did you properly treat the phone afterward? Take out the battery, let it dry thoroughly before turning it on.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just remembered that §m£ÂgØL, right after becoming a father, played his ukulele to a goose at a pond and described it as the happiest moment in his life.

    Haha.

    Oh, thank god, I thought it had been on a previous site: http://niggasin.space/forum/reinvent-yourself/63542-i-will-no-longer-be-posting-on-this-website/page2

    After cutting off contact, and believing the situation to be out of my life forever,

    I was happy. I was so happy. I went on hikes, hopped rocks in a creek.

    I played ukulele for geese at a frozen pond, the geese came to come listen to me play,

    I played under a bridge by a waterfall, sitting on rocks.


    Man, I even got this girl's number. Cute girl too, but she was 16 so it was a no go for me. I have been so much happier since I cut her out of my life. I'm doing things now.. I'm getting serious with my book writing. I'm able to make up songs on the fly with my ukulele now. I started working out, eating healthier. Going for walks. I have no desire to take any drugs, or drink, or do anything like that. I am genuinely happy with my life. My relationship with my family has been tremendously better. I hung out with my parents today, something I'd have never done before because there'd always be some situation, some problem with hydro that I wanted to stay home to address. Something to keep me down. It is like a weights been lifted off my shoulders.

    2. §m£ÂgØL- your writing has actually become tolerable. And I wish to be put on the waiting list for your upcoming album…Tomasz- The Goose Pond EP

    I think Ive just jump started a career. A schizophrenic, ukelele playing angsty latino nerd named Tomas sounds like someone who would be unbelieveably successful in today's music scene.

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