The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2015-12-30 at 1:56 PM UTC

   #2401
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Handing out double cheeseburgers to the homeless like I'm McSanta.
2. 2015-12-30 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #2402
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Empathy is a cunt, sometimes I wish I couldn't feel for other people, love them. Being in love is the worst, the way it makes you feel.
3. 2015-12-30 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #2403
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

   Empathy is a cunt, sometimes I wish I couldn't feel for other people, love them. Being in love is the worst, the way it makes you feel.

   i kno how u feel but its nice when some1 cares in return even if its a lot less than ur level of caredom but its nice
4. 2015-12-30 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #2404
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh I have no problem with people loving me, it's just them I don't want to love.
5. 2015-12-30 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #2405
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
   Oh ok I don't know that then. Liverpool won again just now despite Benteke missing yet another easy 1-on-1 goal that would've sealed it.
6. 2015-12-30 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #2406
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And Arsenal are where they're guna finish.
7. 2015-12-31 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #2407
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
8. 2015-12-31 at 2:17 AM UTC

   #2408
   Sharpie Houston
   Leaked PI of §m£ÂgØL...
   
   
   
9. 2015-12-31 at 7:05 AM UTC

   #2409
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   
   
   If you scored over 24, you are in the severely depressed range.
   
   If you scored in the severely depressed range, please seek treatment.
   
   Lol.
   
   Authentic Happiness Inventory
   Measures Overall Happiness
   Range: 1-5
   Score:1.04
   
   General Happiness Scale
   Assesses Enduring Happiness
   Range: 1-7
   Score: 1
   
   PERMA
   Measures Flourishing
   Scores:
   Lonely : 10
   N : 8.33
   Health : 3.33
   A : 0.67
   Happy : 0
   P : 0
   E : 0
   M : 0
   R : 0
   
   Satisfaction with Life Scale
   Measures Life Satisfaction
   Range: 5-35
   Score: 6
   
   I fucking hate being alive, I don't want to be a part of this goddamn world. Absolute psychological trainwreck. We'll see if a miracle can be pulled off and I'm practically brought back from the dead, or experience life for the first time.
10. 2015-12-31 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #2410
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Malice, I cant change all that now and as for giving into my 'biological clock' I never wanted kids, it was my husband who did. Surely, I was stupid for equating the abortion I was drug to, into why my husband treated me like shit, because thats around the time everything as far as our relationship began its deterioration. I was promised so fucking much if I gave him a baby and being in this hell of a live I was desparate for things to get better. When §m£ÂgØL came along I was under the impression I was infertile, based on my own problems I founs out about and that we hadnt used protection in years at that point and he had got me pregnant once before. He had a twisted testicle which i believe I mentioned in passing before which resulted in an ER visit but it was determined everything was fine, it was just residual pain and had untwisted itself. Obviously, I was wrong, it wasnt me that had the fertility issue. Not that any of this makes it better, I was stupid, and Imnot trying to justify or prove Im not an idiot, I clearly am, but I want you to see exactly how allbthis unfolded and thst its not as simple as 'biological clock' bullshit. My grandmother got pregnant out of wedlock in the 60's and was catholic in a baptist majority. She got married and was with the same man, my grandfather until he died of brain cancer. she didnt ever want any other kids because she couldnt hsndle the one she had, and like her, I feel the same way , also unlike her I have zero familial help raising this baby. If for one reason I dont ever wanr another child it would be for my son who is now currently in this world. He gets 100% of my love, attention, money toward whatever he needs, and being a second generation only-child, I can say I enjpyes not having a sibling, my dad was my best friend growing up and likebhe has now, my dogs were my siblings. Just like my dad did, I refer to them as brother/sister to him. My baby most certainly will remain an only child. While this was all a huge clusterfuck, in someways its whats kept me alive and trying to do the right thing. I called as a last resort this crazy bitch I know and she took me and also gave me about 20lbs of fresh greens, rutabegas, radishes, onions and lettuces her and her husband grew. Im actually making baby food with it tonight. Shit could be worse. I could be really fucked in a lot worse of ways, but I do have this child to continue striving for a better life. Without him its very unlikely I would and very unlikely I would have left my exhusband- I nolonger could tolerate this shit life, if not for my sake, for this baby. All I saw was him trwating my baby as he treatwd me and while I may tolerate the abuse and neglect, Id be damned if I did for my baby. this child is tje first real sign of light at the end of the tunnel, because I cant give up on him, cant give up on stuggling for this baby to have the life he deserves.
11. 2015-12-31 at 9:08 AM UTC

    #2411
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The happiest man is he who has no trace of malice in his soul. - Plato
    
    Happiness: A Guide to Developing Life's Most Important Skill - Matthieu Ricard
    
    The unhappiest man is me.
12. 2015-12-31 at 12:23 PM UTC

    #2412
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Leaked PI of §m£ÂgØL…
    
    
    

    
    JESUS CHRIST.
    
    Here's two tiny little lolis to restore balance to The Force.
    
    
    
    D'ahw :3
13. 2015-12-31 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #2413
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    
    
    If you scored over 24, you are in the severely depressed range.
    
    If you scored in the severely depressed range, please seek treatment.
    
    Lol.
    
    Authentic Happiness Inventory
    Measures Overall Happiness
    Range: 1-5
    Score:1.04
    
    General Happiness Scale
    Assesses Enduring Happiness
    Range: 1-7
    Score: 1
    
    PERMA
    Measures Flourishing
    Scores:
    Lonely : 10
    N : 8.33
    Health : 3.33
    A : 0.67
    Happy : 0
    P : 0
    E : 0
    M : 0
    R : 0
    
    Satisfaction with Life Scale
    Measures Life Satisfaction
    Range: 5-35
    Score: 6
    
    I fucking hate being alive, I don't want to be a part of this goddamn world. Absolute psychological trainwreck. We'll see if a miracle can be pulled off and I'm practically brought back from the dead, or experience life for the first time.

    
    
14. 2015-12-31 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #2414
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    PIE
15. 2015-12-31 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #2415
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pie girl?
16. 2015-12-31 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #2416
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Happy new year everyone, I ditched going out for staying in with 4g of bud, wine, beer, and 250mg each of dhc+codeine. I cba with going out and spending loads or sat round a table for the next 2 days sniffing mcat.
    
    ​Here's to 2016, lets hope its better for each and everyone of us *raises glass*
17. 2015-12-31 at 10 PM UTC

    #2417
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Same shit different year, who gives a fuck
18. 2015-12-31 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #2418
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nah, it's a clean slate.
19. 2015-12-31 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #2419
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You really buy into that bullshit? Figured someone like you would know better.
20. 2016-01-01 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #2420
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Here's to 2016; the year that the US as we know it will cease to exist