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  1. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Wait, did your MIL ever pay rent? I don't know what the law is so if the cops say you have to serve her with an eviction notice then that's probably true but that's retarded that you give a person a place to stay for free and can't toss them out without serving an eviction. Like jesus, if someone broke into your house and stayed the night on the couch would you still need to give them 15 days and file an official document as well?
    never paid a bit of rent. I had to type up our verbal contracto f her being fre to stay a brief period in exchange for her finding and keeping a job and abstaining from alcohol .

    She set this shit up bro. soon as cops came she was likeI live here all my stuff i here I'm not going anywhere etc.

    Thing is I called this other cop I know and he was like WTF dude they should of thrown her right out fucking proper.
  2. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I've always said cops were useless and stand by that stement. I dunno the whole thing sucked. MIL starts yet another job tomorrow. lets see if she makes it to day two on this one.

    ALso when i wenttothe magistrate office and explainded I wanted my fiances mother out my house the clerk got all pissy, " is your fiance ok with it" I snapped back "shes right here with me to sign the paper" I swear to fuck women want equality so damn much except when it to their benefitto be a protected class.
  3. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    sorry boutthe shitty typing. Nerves are shottoday nad k pins and shit
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Wait, did your MIL ever pay rent? I don't know what the law is so if the cops say you have to serve her with an eviction notice then that's probably true but that's retarded that you give a person a place to stay for free and can't toss them out without serving an eviction. Like jesus, if someone broke into your house and stayed the night on the couch would you still need to give them 15 days and file an official document as well?


    Yup, even if you let someone stay for free you may still have to go through the eviction process if they don't leave of they're own accord and the authorities become involved. Liberal areas have the worst laws regarding this: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/07/opinion/king-of-my-castle-yeah-right.html
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/01/us/01bcstevens.html
  5. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I do have a funny sotry.My girl went to the beach yday and got sun burnt real bad. she gets out the bed this morning and colapses on floor her legs hurt os bad. then shes all " I gotta shit" so I'mlike trying to pick her up without hurting her sunburnt arms while she scoots acroos the floor farting and yelling about having to shit.
  6. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    the whole time the farts got worse and I'm all holy fuck shes gonna shit all over the carpet and I can't afford a carpet cleaning
  7. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I prety much hate my life atm. I've been through some rough patches but this is honestly the most nerve wrecking shit ive been through
  8. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I wont suicide because I know it'll eventually get beter but fuck the mean time until that happens is killing me
  9. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I could alwyas just flip my shit and blame the PTSD
  10. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    cops wouldnt even remove her when i told them i feared for my safety. what kind of shit is that. gues if she killed me in my slep they'd just be like " reckon he was right eh Leroy?"
  11. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Yup, even if you let someone stay for free you may still have to go through the eviction process if they don't leave of they're own accord and the authorities become involved. Liberal areas have the worst laws regarding this: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/07/opinion/king-of-my-castle-yeah-right.html
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/01/us/01bcstevens.html


    man when I rentedmy homestead in 2011 while i had the townhouse in the city it was pure hell evicting those rednecks. They even had the cops get after me for me making an unschedueld inspection (which is allowed) They were on a month to month so I put up a notce to quit and cited state law and such and they finaly got scred and left in the middle of he night leving most oftheir shit. which i had to haul to the dump. and since i refused to refund their security deposit they placed feeder mice all in the house. It was a fucking wreck when i had to move baxckin.
  12. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    IF I had someone to just transcribe for me I'd write a fucking book on how nuts my life has been. I've blcoked out a majority of it.
  13. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    on the upside season 8 of tpb has been a dammn riot
  14. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    alsoglad the cops didntthink my brine shrimp hatcheries was a two pot meth lab
  15. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    going to bed yll niggers bettah post something before i get up
  16. I wont suicide because I know it'll eventually get beter but fuck the mean time until that happens is killing me
    If you kill yourself, she's won. Don't give the cunt the satisfaction.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Glial-Cell Line Derived Neurotrophic Factor mediates the desirable actions of the anti-addictive drug iboagaine

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/3c964q/glialcell_line_derived_neurotrophic_factor/

    http://www.glorybee.com/shop/Lyophilized-Royal-Jelly-13323.html

    http://www.amazon.com/Freeze-Dried-Fresh-Royal-Jelly/dp/B00028NBJW

    Well hot diggity. I mentioned this before, that it could be one of the most effective nootropics if taken sublingually, along with having other health benefits. Freeze dried powder would be perfect for this ROA. Affordable too.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Cosby admitted in 2005 to getting Quaaludes to give to women he sought sex with.



    Only posting this because of that look on his face.
  19. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Hmmm an f16 and small passenger plane crashed a few miles from me
  20. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    what the fuck are feeder mice

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