Yesterday I was just really horny and got the wild idea to proposition "poor" slutty looking girls on a dating site. I sent out a standard message of "hey whats up, I like your look, I could help you with some cash if you'd be down to party with me one of these nights"
I got a few responses basically telling me to fuck off and that they are reporting me. But there was one chick that looked super slutty and she's 19 years old, she's definitely not the prettiest and she's hispanic and a lil chunky (I only usually like white girls) and she looks like she's a chola from the east side, but she's got those big tits and ass and lips. (something about her screamed she was a huuuuge whore, and I was right.
She ent up texting me and we discussed her prices. I don't just want a bj, or to just fuck for 20 minutes... I want to be able to take my time, get fucked up, not give a fuck and have a guaranteed cum dumpster to wreck at my disposal while I get drunk and listen to music. (I'm trying to get coke and or molly from a guy I met at work and figured I might as well go all the way If im going to do drugs. since I don't really do drugs anymore)
I've been saving up money and I kinda feel like indulging a bit since I have a lil money saved up. I know its totally an impulse buy but sometimes you've just got to get it out of your system.
Anyone here ever bought a hooker before? I've only been with two hookers and it was about 9 years ago, one I paid for.. I ent up telling my roomie about it and him and another guy put together 300 dollars together to get one over (i was broke) and I ent up fucking the girl and they got massages.
So has anyone here ever bought a whore before? Remember how slag paid a girl 100 dollars to cuddle with him? lol
when I own a Bill Krozby dog stand I'm going to wear a shirt like his to work
I've been saving up money and I kinda feel like indulging a bit since I have a lil money saved up. I know its totally an impulse buy but sometimes you've just got to get it out of your system.
This. This right here is why Bill Krozbydogs is never ever going to happen. You can't have more than a few dollars in your pocket before you experience and refuse to curb an irresistible urge to do something stupid with it. You should be glad you don't make much money, it's like a safety mechanism, as long as you're dogshit poor the amount of damage you can do to yourself is limited by your fiscal impotence to fuck things up.
On the other hand if you took me up on that election wager instead of ignoring every time I bring it up like a pussy you could make either Bill Krozbydogs a reality in one fell swoop or die of a overdose on shitty cut to hell coke (it'd be the latter, but the illusion of choice is a good motivator).
all women are available if the price is right. any that say otherwise are either lying or stupid. after all...marriage is nothing more than legalized prostitution
i know of many women who have exchanged rental of their orifices for material gains
some examples i know of:
- a hottie who had waaaaay too much to drink and could have been a model exchanged a night for a mustang (book value about $5k)
- a 'meh'-looking 40-something (but had breasts any 18-y/o would be envious of) whos price was $500
- a marginally attractive milf-ish married mother of two whos price was $10k
- an attractive pre-model whos price was from $20 to $50
i also know of a chick who was a model, married to a much older doctor (who would have gone ape shit and dumped her ass in half a heartbeat if he found out she was fucking around on him), who fucked a nasty shriveled old faggot who offered her $150k, but after he was done, re-nigged on the offer. that situation had nothing to do with me. firstly there is no chick i'd pay that much to fuck, and secondly, ive never re-nigged on any verbal promise ive made to a chick if she keeps her end of the verbal promise
another chick i know of told me she fucked a guy for $1000. i dont know if she did or not but my impression was she was dropping hints that she wanted me to pay her to fuck her. if i hadnt been seeing a chick who was much hotter...although probably just as expensive...i'd probably have taken her up on the offer.
This. This right here is why Bill Krozbydogs is never ever going to happen. You can't have more than a few dollars in your pocket before you experience and refuse to curb an irresistible urge to do something stupid with it. You should be glad you don't make much money, it's like a safety mechanism, as long as you're dogshit poor the amount of damage you can do to yourself is limited by your fiscal impotence to fuck things up.
On the other hand if you took me up on that election wager instead of ignoring every time I bring it up like a pussy you could make either Bill Krozbydogs a reality in one fell swoop or die of a overdose on shitty cut to hell coke (it'd be the latter, but the illusion of choice is a good motivator).
You sound kind of frothy dawg, And who ever said my urge is irresistible?, I just like to occasionally have a lil fun just like everyone else.
I've hired two escorts and fucked both of them with no protection, because I'm smart. I think their rates were like $100 an hour or so, I can't remember for certain as it was roughly 10 years ago.
I've hired two escorts and fucked both of them with no protection, because I'm smart. I think their rates were like $100 an hour or so, I can't remember for certain as it was roughly 10 years ago.
goddam....that is literally cheaper than what I pay for a date-nite with a chick. fuck dating...I'll just buy hookers. what did they look like? plus it's a guaranteed lay. try saying 'If I take you out to this $500 a night resort for the weekend are you going to put out?' to a chick and see how far apart you can get her ankles. (been there...done that...got the blue balls to prove it). and 'hey bitch...I spent $600 on this cruise, you're sleeping in the same bed I am completely naked...all you have to do is part your knees a little bit. you can even go to sleep.' annnnnd....blue balls. also...no rubber with a hooker? brilliant plan, syphilis boy. I don't even fuck most of my gf's sans-condom....that's flat out stupid. what'd be funny is if you got one preggo.
I ent up not renting that hooker, she kept texting me even though I told her I wasn't available until sunday evening, I ent up just offering her 30 dollars to blow me and she started saying I look like a baby dick bitch and that I'm a desperate bitch.
I'm not desperate It's just she looked like a slampig and I honestly just wanted to act out some of my sexual fantasies/abuse on someone I don't care about / respect / know...
You would think a hooker would understand that....
I ent up just buying a pair of micro fiber calvin klein briefs and some tacos instead
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
^yeah I really bought calvin klein underwear if thats what you're getting at.
I think he was getting at the fact that you consider yourself a "good catholic boy", yet you have sex with prostitutes, abandoned your child and spread STD's by not wearing condoms.
