Considering buying a hooker

1. 2024-05-26 at 11:02 AM UTC

   #41
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Going off on a tangent, I need to do my grounding meditation just woke up.
2. 2024-05-26 at 11:08 AM UTC

   #42
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy you were going to pimp yourself out on an escort service?

   
   I don't see anything wrong with that if you're just looking for sex. Tinder is a jungle. With escorting there's no small-talk, trying to flirt, and you can meet people quickly.
3. 2024-05-26 at 11:24 AM UTC

   #43
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
4. 2024-05-26 at 11:25 AM UTC

   #44
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
5. 2024-05-26 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #45
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
6. 2024-05-26 at 11:39 AM UTC

   #46
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
7. 2024-05-26 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #47
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Nigga he's asleep in a cake. we're waiting for him to pop out and tell us everything was a Joke

   
   [cries]
8. 2024-05-26 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #48
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I tried escorting because Tinder wasn't working for me and I wanted to do something risky. It's less fuss to meet someone off an escort site than Tinder. I wasn't going to do anything unless I found them attractive. Anyway I didn't go through with it because I'm demisexual, it's a curse.

   
   I know how you feel. I wouldn't go all the way with an escort. I'd only opt for oral. It's mainly just curiosity for me. But I probably wouldn't do it anyway.
9. 2024-05-26 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #49
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Lol how old are you?

   
   I turn 29 in December.
10. 2024-05-26 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #50
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Dirtbag My life would be a lot more fun if I wasn't demisexual, still haven't found a cure or bypass for it yet.

    
    SAME. The thing that sucks about it is if you do find someone you finally are interested in and things go awry, you can't just get over them easily since the cure for that is to find someone else, but when you're just not interested in anyone you're just stuck with that other person in your head. I still think about that girl a lot but at the same time I would never want to be with her. Once someone treats me badly for no good reason, I lose any interest in them.
11. 2024-05-26 at 3:42 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Michael Myers If I'm a virgin by 30 then I might do that too. kroz, I'll make sure to think of you when I do.

    
    really gay
12. 2024-05-26 at 3:43 PM UTC

    #52
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley really gay

    
    I'm a sentimental person, okay.
13. 2024-05-26 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I'll suck your big paki Weiner Michael Meyers you don't need a prostitute.
14. 2024-05-26 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    so in 2012 I died. this is purgatory isn't it?
    
    it has to be. everything went nuts in 2012. nothing even matters anymore.
    not a world I would raise kids in. Kafka, forget my proposal to having a little beige warrior warlock with you. this world (especially the USA) has no hope for a life free from Satan's fucking games. never did I guess but it's just way worse today.
    
    send me nudes of you, Babe!
15. 2024-05-26 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I bet the death was related to your weight
16. 2024-05-26 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #56
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley I'll suck your big paki Weiner Michael Meyers you don't need a prostitute.

    
    I'm not gay or bisexual, Bradley. :(
17. 2024-05-26 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #57
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley I bet the death was related to your weight

    
    Insane Alien Fat Flying Frenzy?
18. 2024-05-26 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    No buyllshit I thought it was Insane Alien Feeding Frenzy for the longest time
19. 2024-05-26 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm not gay or bisexual, Bradley. :(

    
    That's a real bummer bruh
20. 2024-05-26 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #60
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    It's been a while so I'd definitely buy me a piece of pussy but I'm from the city, I'm used to being able to find "ladies of the evening" with quite ease, this country bumpkins shit isn't so easy in that regard. I'm reminded constantly that although I live in the country, I'm definitely not a country boy.