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Policeman beheaded and son has heart/skin removed while alive

  1. Originally posted by Malice The autism alert has been triggered. I know you lied about the score you received on the autism quotient test. You didn’t want to post your genuine score because you knew you would never hear the end of it from me and it would be incredibly annoying.

    A broken cock is right twice a day. Unless it's a digital cock. Then we call it a dildo.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Most people probably would describe free will as 'I can do what I want to do.' Most of them likely don't even know what determinism is but they probably would agree with it in the sense that if they were asked if the things they do are always meant to be, they would also yes.

    What is meant to be, will be.

    I can do what I want, and what I want will always be what was meant to be. If I did something that wasn't meant to happen well then what the fuck is that?
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice The autism alert has been triggered. I know you lied about the score you received on the autism quotient test. You didn’t want to post your genuine score because you knew you would never hear the end of it from me and it would be incredibly annoying.

    It was my real score. Not that I attach any significance to an internet autism test one way or the other, and neither should you.

    Also you don't have to be autistic to see the irony in that word choice.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Kids today are actually proud of their mental defects, and wear them like medals on their skinny, barrel-chests.
  5. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Kids today are actually proud of their mental defects, and wear them like medals on their skinny, barrel-chests.

    You seem pretty proud of yours too. 😂😂😂
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Better than being proud of slicing a guy's head off in front of his kid and skinning the kid alive.

    Actually I guess that's probably the same as being proud of your mental defect.
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Kids today are actually proud of their mental defects, and wear them like medals on their skinny, barrel-chests.

    Isn't being barrel chested kinda contrary to being skinny?
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Isn't being barrel chested kinda contrary to being skinny?

    Hey not to mention the comma after skinny and barrel-chests typed as one hyphenated, word.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny Isn't being barrel chested kinda contrary to being skinny?

    No, because a barrel doesn't have contours which match a chest-to-waist ratio.
  10. Originally posted by -SpectraL No, because a barrel doesn't have contours which match a chest-to-waist ratio.

    barrel chest just refers to a chest, not any ratios. It refers to a big, wide chest like so:

  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Kids today are actually proud of their mental defects, and wear them like medals on their skinny, barrel-chests.

    Should I be ashamed? What’s wrong with advocating for autistic nationalism and the theory that people with high IQs and asperger’s are the next evolution of mankind? We’re going to rule the virtual reality that will largely replace standard reality. Who’s better adapted to using technology and being online all day? Cower in fear!
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Please address the misused comma.
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I agree. It didn't really jump out at me but that comma is definitely misused.

    I wonder if there's a name for the thing where you use a comma to indicate a pause in speech or stress patterns instead of its "standard" grammatical function.
  14. I am a faggot and use Oxford commas all the time, unashamedly. But I catch myself doing the "pause" thing myself and I don't like it. Still, when I'm typing, I kind of type in "my voice", like I was speaking to you, and the result comes out like this.
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I actually like the Oxford comma. I think the comma-means-pause thing is distinct since the Oxford comma is more syntactic. I definitely do it. IDK, like you said, I feel like it's representative of how I talk but every now and then I think about it and get anal about trying to get rid of it.

    Also fuck, I'm all paranoid about my punctuation now and I changed between a period, comma, and semicolon so fucking many times in making this post. Shit, oxford comma. I'm thinking about it now. FUCK.
  16. What till you figure out how to interrobang quickly on your keyboard. Have you ever experienced anything this fun‽
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm trying to say 'they wear them on their skinny, barrel-chests' and utilize the comma as if it were a natural pause in speech and there just isn't a way someone would talk like that unless maybe they were a elder Native American.

    I'll personally find myself typing in my voice or not depending on shit like if I'm fucked up or maybe certain topics even influence the formality of my wording.

    For the most part though I would never talk like how I type.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oxford commas make more sense to me. I use them wherever I am, whether land, air, or sea.
  19. I love the oxford comma because it is elegant, sleek and wonderful.
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    reeeee
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