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If you had 100 million dollars

  1. #41
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Number13 become big boss

    I don't think anyone here is capable of that. They'd be lucky to reach the level of Ocelot or more likely Kaz/Miller... post-maiming.
  2. #42
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by HTS I don't think anyone here is capable of that. They'd be lucky to reach the level of Ocelot or more likely Kaz/Miller… post-maiming.

    Worth a shot either way
  3. #43
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I would buy a shithole country and reform it.
  4. #44
    Shitpost on NIS about how I have it but definitely don't care to prove it.
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  5. #45
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Have a private military contractor on retainer
  6. #46
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Vizier Why not?

    too much distraction and work
  7. #47
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader give me a hundred million and ill show you how its done.

    a hundred million wouldnt even pay for the toilets on an aircraft carrier, you fucking idiot.
  8. #48
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Shitpost on NIS about how I have it but definitely don't care to prove it.

    Post a picture holding today's NY times with Donald Trump holding your dong and Aaron Lewis riffing a guitar in the background or you surely frauding Opie. Just kidding hope you had a great MLK day!
  9. #49
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by RestStop Post a picture holding today's NY times with Donald Trump holding your dong and Aaron Lewis riffing a guitar in the background or you surely frauding Opie. Just kidding hope you had a great MLK day!

    Yeah milk is pretty good, not sure why yall have a day for it though
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  10. #50
    Originally posted by RestStop Post a picture holding today's NY times with Donald Trump holding your dong and Aaron Lewis riffing a guitar in the background or you surely frauding Opie. Just kidding hope you had a great MLK day!

    I wouldn't have been able to tell it was a joke without you saying you were just kidding. Thank you for the clarification :P

    And happy MLK Day to you too buddy. Thank god for negro jeebus
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  11. #51
    Originally posted by Number13 Yeah milk is pretty good, not sure why yall have a day for it though

    Respect Dr King or I'll kill you, you fisherman's dreaming wife faggot
  12. #52
    Jk #13, ily buddy
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  13. #53
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    What's the gif on your avatar from, Captain falcon?
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Vizier What's the gif on your avatar from, Captain falcon?

    It's an actual video of me doing a hat wobble
  15. #55
    For real though:

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  16. #56
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Respect Dr King or I'll kill you, you fisherman's dreaming wife faggot

    I legitimately don't know who that is, I've heard of him and the day but I don't know who or why he's got it.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Jk #13, ily buddy

    <3
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Number13 I legitimately don't know who that is, I've heard of him and the day but I don't know who or why he's got it.



    <3

    Dr MLK Jr was a prominent leader of the American Civil Rights Movement. The Civil Rights Movement finally led to the end of explicit, codified, legal racial segregation and discrimination in the United States.
  18. #58
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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Dr MLK Jr was a prominent leader of the American Civil Rights Movement. The Civil Rights Movement finally led to the end of explicit, codified, legal racial segregation and discrimination in the United States.

    And then the CIA killed him and introduced crack to the hood so that we could covertly have a codified means of discrimination against black people. :3
  19. #59
    Indeed. Now that it's not explicit, the racism in America has taken on a more nefarious form.
  20. #60
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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Indeed. Now that it's not explicit, the racism in America has taken on a more nefarious form.

    Nefarious? That has connotations I'm not sure I agree with. We whites are the only thing standing between civilization and a world in flames ruled by uppity spearchuckers.

    That "nefarious" shit was a stroke of genius.
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