If you had 100 million dollars

1. 2018-01-15 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ajax

   
   I don't know why people think that'd be fun. it's not.
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2. 2018-01-15 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

   Originally posted by infinityshock I don't know why people think that'd be fun. it's not.

   
   Why not?
3. 2018-01-15 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   coz you've only got one dick
   
   whats she gonna do, peg you from behind
4. 2018-01-15 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock not possible.

   
   give me a hundred million and ill show you how its done.
5. 2018-01-15 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

   Originally posted by Enter coz you've only got one dick
   
   whats she gonna do, peg you from behind

   
   You're a homosexual.
   
   Of course you can't penetrate two girls at the same time you dolt. You can watch two girls make out in front of you. You can get a blowjob from both at the same time. You can fuck one while she's eating the other out, you can have titties all over your face, I mean, c'mon man. Then you can cover not one but two girl faces with jizz.
6. 2018-01-15 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vizier You can watch two girls make out in front of you.

   
   can guys stop pretending this is attractive in any way after you turn 15
   
   

   You can get a blowjob from both at the same time. You can fuck one while she's eating the other out, you can have titties all over your face, I mean, c'mon man. Then you can cover not one but two girl faces with jizz.

   
   sounds fucking stupid. would rather just cum in her cunt and then leave.
7. 2018-01-15 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   I've never been in a threesome so I dunno, that's what I'd do, or try to do. I was hoping someone who has actually been in one would give me the real version of how that shit works.
8. 2018-01-15 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #28
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Vizier Of course you can't penetrate two girls at the same time you dolt.

   
   says the virgin.
   
   digital and tongue-al penetration is still penetration. thats why people go to jail when they put their finger in little girls.
9. 2018-01-15 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Well I obviously meant with your dick but good point.
10. 2018-01-15 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #30
    

    HTS highlight reel
    Fly to Thailand and get some surgery.
    
    Invest a few million.
    
    Keep a couple million for random shit.
    
    Donate the rest to charity/start a charity.
11. 2018-01-15 at 7:13 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by HTS Fly to Thailand and get some surgery.
    
    Invest a few million.
    
    Keep a couple million for random shit.
    
    Donate the rest to charity/start a charity.

    
    lol ... seriously, you really want to be a girl ???
12. 2018-01-15 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by HTS Fly to Thailand and get some surgery.

    
    
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13. 2018-01-15 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #33
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by benny vader lol … seriously, you really want to be a girl ???

    
    I really don't, so I'm trying to get it out of the way early.
    
    Just kidding. I mean I don't want to be... but I don't have a choice in the matter. Nobody would choose to chop off their dick. I have to do this.
14. 2018-01-15 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Fly to Thailand and get some surgery.

    
    Have you seen the results of that surgery?
    
    Why not just keep your feminine penis?
15. 2018-01-15 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #35
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Issue313 Have you seen the results of that surgery?
    
    Why not just keep your feminine penis?

    
    I mean I'm hoping I can get the orchidectomy this year... which keeps the bepis. But keeping the bepis forever feels like a half measure and I really dont like having dangly bits.
16. 2018-01-15 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    And to believe this journey began with a highlighter up your ass.
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17. 2018-01-15 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #37
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Vizier And to believe this journey began with a highlighter up your ass.

    
    It began before that, chief.~
18. 2018-01-15 at 7:45 PM UTC

    #38
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by HTS I really don't, so I'm trying to get it out of the way early.
    
    Just kidding. I mean I don't want to be… but I don't have a choice in the matter. Nobody would choose to chop off their dick. I have to do this.

    
    good luck then.
    
    i know some thai ladybois that work as prostitutes and their businesses are great.
19. 2018-01-15 at 8:06 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier What's the first thing you'd do?

    
    Probably take a shit or something
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20. 2018-01-15 at 9:07 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Rivotril In a war-like scenario, I would finance a PMC or elite security training to hackers. In a reality closer to the real one, cryptocurrency laundry.

    
    Oh yeah this too, buy a oil rig, start MSF, become big boss, get nukes, declare yourself a country, then it'd be legal to provide military support for money.
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