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How to deal with a micro cock?

  1. #1
    filtration African Astronaut
    This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by filtration So, since I was born, I have always suffered from micro-cockism, my manhood is 2 inches… erect… How can I deal with this?

    Find girls with micro-vajeens.
  3. #3
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Turn into a tranny and then parade it around like a giant clitorus.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Are you fat? Losing weight makes your penis look longer.

    Also get really good at cunnilingus.

    Consider moving to Asia.

    And remember with women money can compensate for anything.
  5. #5
    bling bling Dark Matter
    move strait 2 china chillin asian wimen cute vaginez
  6. #6
    bling bling Dark Matter
    but realy i got a massif 1 but idk why its used for yet
  7. #7
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Inches, bro?
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by filtration So, since I was born, I have always suffered from micro-cockism, my manhood is 2 inches… erect… How can I deal with this?

    Ask Malice, you're twice his size.
  9. #9
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Malice also fucks cats
  10. #10
    bling bling Dark Matter
    wud u fuc a goat like bcus u are one dont u think it wud be legal under alla
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ask Malice, you're twice his size.

    Fuck you nigga.
  12. #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    (Penis dock)
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by filtration So, since I was born, I have always suffered from micro-cockism, my manhood is 2 inches… erect… How can I deal with this?

    be the catcher in your relationships.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by infinityshock be the catcher in your relationships.

    Don't project.
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 Don't project.

    dont worry...ill aim for your chin.

    wear goggles...i have bad aim.
  16. #16
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock be the catcher in your relationships.

    so thats what the catcher in the rye is all about
  17. #17
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont worry…ill aim for your chin.

    wear goggles…i have bad aim.

    I want your cock in my asshole.
  18. #18
    This is nature's eugenics
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Issue313 Fuck you nigga.

    UMAD
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I want your cock in my asshole.

    I want your asshole to have my cock in it.
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