How to deal with a micro cock?

1. 2017-12-27 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
   This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
2. 2017-12-27 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by filtration So, since I was born, I have always suffered from micro-cockism, my manhood is 2 inches… erect… How can I deal with this?

   
   Find girls with micro-vajeens.
3. 2017-12-27 at 1:46 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Turn into a tranny and then parade it around like a giant clitorus.
   
   
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2017-12-27 at 1:53 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Are you fat? Losing weight makes your penis look longer.
   
   Also get really good at cunnilingus.
   
   Consider moving to Asia.
   
   And remember with women money can compensate for anything.
5. 2017-12-27 at 1:54 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   move strait 2 china chillin asian wimen cute vaginez
6. 2017-12-27 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   but realy i got a massif 1 but idk why its used for yet
7. 2017-12-27 at 2:15 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Inches, bro?
8. 2017-12-27 at 2:18 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by filtration So, since I was born, I have always suffered from micro-cockism, my manhood is 2 inches… erect… How can I deal with this?

   
   Ask Malice, you're twice his size.
9. 2017-12-27 at 2:19 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Malice also fucks cats
10. 2017-12-27 at 2:25 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    wud u fuc a goat like bcus u are one dont u think it wud be legal under alla
11. 2017-12-27 at 2:40 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ask Malice, you're twice his size.

    
    Fuck you nigga.
12. 2017-12-27 at 2:42 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    (Penis dock)
13. 2017-12-27 at 3:47 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by filtration So, since I was born, I have always suffered from micro-cockism, my manhood is 2 inches… erect… How can I deal with this?

    
    be the catcher in your relationships.
14. 2017-12-27 at 4:03 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock be the catcher in your relationships.

    
    Don't project.
15. 2017-12-27 at 4:36 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Issue313 Don't project.

    
    dont worry...ill aim for your chin.
    
    wear goggles...i have bad aim.
16. 2017-12-27 at 4:41 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock be the catcher in your relationships.

    
    so thats what the catcher in the rye is all about
17. 2017-12-27 at 6:13 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by infinityshock dont worry…ill aim for your chin.
    
    wear goggles…i have bad aim.

    
    I want your cock in my asshole.
18. 2017-12-27 at 7:33 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is nature's eugenics
19. 2017-12-27 at 12:15 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Issue313 Fuck you nigga.

    
    UMAD
20. 2017-12-27 at 6:15 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I want your cock in my asshole.

    
    I want your asshole to have my cock in it.