Gift Card Switch On Cashier

1. 2017-12-24 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #21
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Work an honest job, make honest money, reduce e your desires to fit your means and lead an honest life.

   
   and dont fucking live on a land where your ancestors arent born.
2. 2017-12-24 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader and dont fucking live on a land where your ancestors arent born.

   
   But your ancestors lived on lands where their ancestors weren't born. I guess all of humanity should live in Africa
3. 2017-12-24 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon But your ancestors lived on lands where their ancestors weren't born. I guess all of humanity should live in Africa

   
   No, we should all return to the oceans.
4. 2017-12-24 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon But your ancestors lived on lands where their ancestors weren't born. I guess all of humanity should live in Africa

   
   phalse.
   
   OOA is phalse. Tri-genesis is the only true explanation.
5. 2017-12-24 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #25
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 No, we should all return to the oceans.

   
   the earth was once a pangea. everywhere was africca.
6. 2017-12-24 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader phalse.
   
   OOA is phalse. Tri-genesis is the only true explanation.

   
   Already shit all over this idea before.
7. 2017-12-24 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #27
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   who r u ???
   
   nobody, thats who.
   
   so go ahead, shat alll you want.
8. 2017-12-24 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SBTlauien The article claims that it works. If it didn't, I doubt they'd put his picture on the news.
   
   Some Prepaid Visa cards are $20-$500. $500 at 20 stores in a day would be $10k. If the whole thing was set up correctly.

   
   this is the literal evolution of 'anarchists cookbook'
   
   in simplified terms, without explaining the intricacies that would only serve to confuse and obscure...as well as wasting my own time, IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO STEAL A GIFT CARD
   
   one of the most significant life-lessons that ive learned is the saying 'you can lead a horse to water but you cant make him drink' is absolutely accurate. i know there are high-order dumbassess reading this thread that think the technique listed in the OP is the most brilliant thing since home-made-C4 so i heartily urge these cerebral-dynamos to go right on ahead and try it out. the instructional steps are as simple as it gets. i also urge you to post your findings in this thread once you get out of jail.
   
   stop reading this. go steal a gift card already.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-12-24 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #29
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon But your ancestors lived on lands where their ancestors weren't born. I guess all of humanity should live in Africa

   
   the 'out of africa' theory is just that. a theory. a theory that has not been proven...as a matter of fact with recent genomic sequencing there is significant evidence the multiple human species did not all originate in apefrica.
10. 2017-12-24 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #30
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock the 'out of africa' theory is just that. a theory. a theory that has not been proven…as a matter of fact with recent genomic sequencing there is significant evidence the multiple human species did not all originate in apefrica.

    .
    
    
    its not even a theory ...
    
    its a hypothe fucking sis.
11. 2017-12-24 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock the 'out of africa' theory is just that. a theory. a theory that has not been proven…as a matter of fact with recent genomic sequencing there is significant evidence the multiple human species did not all originate in apefrica.

    
    That's like a retarded GED-failure understanding of the word "theory"
12. 2017-12-24 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #32
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader .
    
    
    its not even a theory …
    
    its a hypothe fucking sis.

    
    same difference
13. 2017-12-24 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon That's like a retarded GED-failure understanding of the word "theory"

    
    the extent of your understanding doesnt apply to anything more complex than baby blocks. the baby blocks that DONT have lettering on them.
14. 2017-12-24 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #34
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock same difference

    different the same
15. 2017-12-24 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock the extent of your understanding doesnt apply to anything more complex than baby blocks. the baby blocks that DONT have lettering on them.

    
    Hey fuck you buddy, I know my letters, colors AND shapes
16. 2017-12-24 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #36
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Work an honest job, make honest money, reduce e your desires to fit your means and lead an honest life.

    
    yeah, just like the people you work for do, lol.
    
    
    
    .
17. 2017-12-24 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #37
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock the 'out of africa' theory is just that. a theory. a theory that has not been proven…as a matter of fact with recent genomic sequencing there is significant evidence the multiple human species did not all originate in apefrica.

    
    yeah but you're still a jedi tho, hahahaahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahhaaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    
    
    
    .
18. 2017-12-25 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #38
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Dem gift-carderz.
19. 2017-12-25 at 5:41 AM UTC

    #39
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah but you're still a jedi tho, hahahaahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahhaaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    no
20. 2017-12-26 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #40
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    This whole thing would work but it'd require getting the cashier to press the final cash button before giving him/her the cash.
    
    This is exactly how the procedure went when I was in retail and got put on a register...
    
    1. Ring up items
    2. Press 'TOTAL' button to calculate the total amount
    3. Take cash in hand and add up
    4. Press 'CASH' button
    5. Enter in the amount of cash I was given
    6. Press 'CASH' button again
    
    ...At this point the drawer opens and the register displays the amount of change to give the customer. This is also when the card is activated.
    
    7. Put cash in pocket and give customer change.
    8. Close drawer which returns register for next transaction.
    
    Somehow the cashier would need to be tricked into pressing that cash button. Maybe as soon as the cashier presses the button, say while looking at phone "Oh NO! My husband already bought the gift cards! Can I cancel the transaction since you still have the cash out?"
    
    The gift cards being the cashiers possession isn't a problem in my scenario, I have that covered.
    
    It's only getting the cashier to actually process the transaction...