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This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill: Shills calling for /r/conspiracy to be deleted because it's actually truthful and accurate (most of the time)

  1. #41
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by DEWALT COMMUNITY OUTREACH

    Milwaukee is better than dewalt.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by DEWALT COMMUNITY OUTREACH

    FUCKING LOL
  3. #43
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by benny vader your opinion is irrelevant

    Your meat is irrelevant.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by benny vader your opinion is irrelevant

    Ignore it. Its entire MO is to post shitty bait to try to get attention.
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pill me and drill me, boys. I'm in need of some heavy duty work.
  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ignore it. Its entire MO is to post shitty bait to try to get attention.

    And yet you felt compelled to post about "it".
  7. #47
    Originally posted by mmQ Pill me and drill me, boys. I'm in need of some heavy duty work.

    Come to Florida, I'll drill a pill into you
  8. #48
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Come to Florida, I'll drill a pill into you

    I'm in florida. I'll drill cum into you.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'm in florida. I'll drill cum into you.

    PM me your phone number sexboy
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat You're not unique.

    Thoughts like these are why I don't mind being trying to be a drone and striving for relative success in my own lane

    It's a distraction so I don't have to outwardly be a sad nigga like you. As IF dwelling on the situation is going to undo thousands of years of history.

    You don't even know anything about me

    I have more uniqueness in a single drop of sweat off my balls than this entire forum combined
  11. #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume You don't even know anything about me

    I have more uniqueness in a single drop of sweat off my balls than this entire forum combined

    That's a lie, you have no balls.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's a lie, you have no balls.

    *slaps speedy parker in the face with testicles*

    How did that feel?
    Who's got the balls now, bitch?!
  13. #53
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's a lie, you have no balls.

    This. Hickie is a big try hard, like for example he couldn't even just make a thread and discuss what he wanted to, without having to bring me up twice in his op and couldn't even take positive criticism. He's literally and underweight asian and we all know that asians are historically known for having small wangs.

    He calls me a normie, but he's using a variation of my retarded drunk trolling style because he is... guess... what... a normal fag who thinks he's special because he's on welfare.

    *rams a big gay dildo up hickies asshole and runs away*
  14. #54
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume You don't even know anything about me

    I have more uniqueness in a single drop of sweat off my balls than this entire forum combined
    \
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby This. Hickie is a big try hard, like for example he couldn't even just make a thread and discuss what he wanted to, without having to bring me up twice in his op and couldn't even take positive criticism. He's literally and underweight asian and we all know that asians are historically known for having small wangs.

    He calls me a normie, but he's using a variation of my retarded drunk trolling style because he is… guess… what… a normal fag who thinks he's special because he's on welfare.

    *rams a big gay dildo up hickies asshole and runs away*

    I'm not even bothering here, have you seen my posts on animebytes when I was in a marijuana and VR induced haze 24/7?
    Again you keep projecting, assuming to know what kind of person I am based on what little I post here, injecting your own psyche and persona onto me which is why you think I'm a normie, because you are shallow and vapid.

    Also Asians are the master race, everyone knows that.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby \

    Elliot Rodger has more spunk in one strain of testicle hair than you all combined and multiplied times infinity
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Elliot Rodger has more spunk in one strain of testicle hair than you all combined and multiplied times infinity

    I literally cringed my butthole inside out.
  18. #58
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Also Asians are the master race, everyone knows that.

    You're only saying that because you're a mutated half-breed.
  19. #59
    Also I'm not even on welfare

    And you know why I'm special?
    Not that I am bragging here, I just feel the need to defend myself because it's ridiculous that a blatant normal such as yourself would assume that I am like you.
    You wake up, go about your pathetic and dull life "banging" "chicks", bragging about going to EDM raves shooting up heroin and getting arrested for petty low-level crime, then you claim to be "spiritually" enlightened because you took DMT and thought you communicated with "machine elves".
    Congrats, you're a moron who follows the adult swim guidebook on how to be alternative.
    I was communicating with higher dimensional beings at 6 years old without any drugs, I literally interacted with beings from other dimensions physically (in my room at 12) or was just being trolled by CIA niggers (still more legit than anything that has ever happened in your dull petty excuse of an existence).
    I lived on the computer, literally, since I was 12 years old and caused such a ruckus on the internet that the government sent crisis actors out to the fleshnet to troll me and possibly MKULTRA me into killing a bunch of people.
    My trolling is so prolific that I was quoted live on G4TV back when anonymous was just starting out, which I witnessed the birth of in realtime since I have been on 4chan all day everyday since 2005 (with the except of a few years in the 10s).
    I had spine surgery at a children's hospital plastered with pizzagate symbols yeaaars before the psyop went in full-swing.
    I have marathoned the entire merzbow discography like three or more times in the span of a couple months.
    When I was at a VNV Nation concert I was the most animated person there that Ronan stared up straight at me as if I was possessed by demons, you probably just nod away quietly at your concerts like the boring loser you are.
    I even possibly had CIA Niggers visit me at a hotel I was staying at to see if my post on the net was serious about killing a bunch of people...



    Oh yeah, Iwakura Lain herself sought me out and put me on the path to enlightenment

    When I was in grade school I almost got MKULTRA'd and chosen to be an illuminati media personality because I was the craziest/animated kid in the entire school

    when you were in school you just sat with your boring friends at lunch and bragged about hitting on girls

    Just sit down and shut the fuck up
    Dealing with you is like trying to explain to a baby boomer that they are not sophisticated for listening to pink floyd

    Post last edited by Hikikomori-Yume at 2017-12-20T00:13:30.579792+00:00
  20. #60
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're trying so hard to convince us you're not a "normie."

    You know who does that?

    Normies.

    Everyone come look at the NORMAL FAG!!

    POINT AND LAUGH!!! NORMIE!!! HOW EMBARRASSING!!

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