Anybody here like farming/village type games? (Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, etc)

2017-12-24 at 7:43 PM UTC

#21

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny well the primary reason is I don't know about the broken ass text edit functionality. Seeing as I'm not clairvoyant you're going to have to tell me what the issue is in detail, what browser and OS you observe the issue on, expected and actual results. If you're having trouble I'm happy to try to do something about it but if I don't even know there's an issue there's nothing I'm going to be able to do.

So who u gonna marry? I find that all the damaged people prefer Penny.

2017-12-24 at 8:55 PM UTC

#22

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 So who u gonna marry? I find that all the damaged people prefer Penny.

Nah, I kinda wanna become Penny's friend eventually but I don't stick my dick in crazy. Leah is the girl for me. Very >tfw no qt artsy earth mother gf vibes going on. I just want to spirit her away to my farm and take care of her while she spends her days making art out in nature.

Also I secretly want Robin to be my side girl. Would feel kina bad about cucking Demetrius but Robin is definitely the milf for me, good with her hands if you know what I mean.

Oh, so I generated a female character and apparently I can still marry girls. At one point Leah mentions an ex and calls her a "she". Is she bi, or does the dialogue change so her ex is just the same sex as the player character?

2017-12-24 at 8:58 PM UTC

#23

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by Fox Paws I’m talking about this shit. Can’t you put it in a separate field or something like underneath the post instead of in the post. Fuck, I dunno. I just hate quoting people who have edited their post cuz it looks like shit. Also what are all those extra numbers at the end again? It would look cleaner with just the date and time (GMT).

Oh, that. Yeah, that's on the todo list. It's one of those things that I don't really care about, requires significant effort, and makes functionally no difference so I've been pretty much ignoring it. But if it bugs you I'll take a look

2017-12-24 at 9:11 PM UTC

#24

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Lanny Oh, that. Yeah, that's on the todo list. It's one of those things that I don't really care about, requires significant effort, and makes functionally no difference so I've been pretty much ignoring it. But if it bugs you I'll take a look

it bugs me your not looking at my penis while we conversate

2017-12-24 at 9:32 PM UTC

#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny Nah, I kinda wanna become Penny's friend eventually but I don't stick my dick in crazy. Leah is the girl for me. Very >tfw no qt artsy earth mother gf vibes going on. I just want to spirit her away to my farm and take care of her while she spends her days making art out in nature.

Also I secretly want Robin to be my side girl. Would feel kina bad about cucking Demetrius but Robin is definitely the milf for me, good with her hands if you know what I mean.

Oh, so I generated a female character and apparently I can still marry girls. At one point Leah mentions an ex and calls her a "she". Is she bi, or does the dialogue change so her ex is just the same sex as the player character?

Wow lol

2017-12-24 at 9:39 PM UTC

#26

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I played a few hours of a gba rom harvest moon, spent it all picking weeds then looking up cheats so I could bone everyone, don't think it worked.
Kinda in the same streak but I've played a lot of Terraria recently, any y'all play?

2017-12-25 at 12:09 AM UTC

#27

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Wow lol

The game is like half dating sim. Fuck you.

2017-12-25 at 12:09 AM UTC

#28

Lanny Bird of Courage

FUCK YOU. MY LOVE IS PURE. YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

2017-12-25 at 12:13 AM UTC

#29

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by Number13 I played a few hours of a gba rom harvest moon, spent it all picking weeds then looking up cheats so I could bone everyone, don't think it worked.
Kinda in the same streak but I've played a lot of Terraria recently, any y'all play?

I played a decent amount. It was fun for a bit, I beat it once but never finished the newgame+ or whatever. 2D building was too shallow to come close to minecraft. Combat was pretty fun but it got tedious after a while. Harvest moon and stardew have some obvious parallels but I think they're a very different genre than terraria. Stardew does have combat but it's pretty gay, you kind just put up with it to get the rest of the game.

2017-12-25 at 1:43 AM UTC

#30

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

Originally posted by Lanny The game is like half dating sim. Fuck you.

I married Potpourri in the 64 Harvest Moon. I remember when she broke her ankle climbing a tree or some shit, and I was like ooooh ankle, lemme kiss it and make it all better.

2017-12-25 at 2:08 AM UTC

#31

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny The game is like half dating sim. Fuck you.

No I'm just trippin balls and what's the difference, really on an emotional level, between this and some bitch you text

Pretty much the same thing, except one of them isn't a gay dumb cunt to you

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2017-12-25 at 5:28 AM UTC

#32

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Lanny has good taste. Leah is great. Robin tho? Would love to play dad to her emo kid, forgot his name.

2017-12-25 at 5:28 AM UTC

#33

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I'd stick him in the pig barn and take down the gate

2017-12-25 at 2:59 PM UTC

#34

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Those games are for girls.

2017-12-25 at 4:34 PM UTC

#35

Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

Originally posted by Something Squirrel Those games are for girls.

^Girl

2017-12-30 at 3:34 AM UTC

#36

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by Fox Paws I’m talking about this shit. Can’t you put it in a separate field or something like underneath the post instead of in the post. Fuck, I dunno. I just hate quoting people who have edited their post cuz it looks like shit. Also what are all those extra numbers at the end again? It would look cleaner with just the date and time (GMT).

This was kinda off topic for this thread so sorry OP but this should be fixed now (on post edits going forwards).

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2017-12-30 at 7:05 AM UTC

#37

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I'd stick him in the pig barn and take down the gate

i can understand why you would call the sphincter ''the gate'' but why do you choose call the rectum a ''pig barn'' ?????

2017-12-30 at 7:19 AM UTC

#38

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader i can understand why you would call the sphincter ''the gate'' but why do you choose call the rectum a ''pig barn'' ?????

Because it's full of slop.

2017-12-30 at 7:46 AM UTC

#39

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Because it's full of slop.

so u like to flop in slop

2018-01-14 at 7:38 PM UTC

#40

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Does anyone still play SDV here? That shit go hard. I put 30 hrs in in 2 weeks now I'm nearing the end of Y1 winter, i have my farm all plotted out with paths and ~35 quality sprinklers and I'm bored af making mayonnaise and trying to see Haley's titties.

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Anybody here like farming/village type games? (Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, etc)