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Anybody here like farming/village type games? (Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, etc)

  1. #61
    Maybe Ted was right: perhaps we are happier as farmers with simple loved and daily toil, rather than living in our industrial society. Maybe that's why people gravitate to shit like Farmville.
  2. #62
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm pretty sure the lifestyle depicted in these types of games is sufficiently idealized that it bares no meaningful semblance to the sort of farming my ancestors did. In fact I know that, I lived on a farm the one of my ancestors worked. It sucked.
  3. #63
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Did they make you do any farm work? God the thought of you being forced to do that, perpetually miserable, is ever do sweet. I’m going to fantasize about this later so I can go to bed with a smile.
  4. #64
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Nah, I was like 5 or 6 or something so I wouldn't exactly have been productive. I did get to drive a tractor once, thought that was the coolest thing ever. My grandfather who worked it had semi-retired by that point so he was only farming a part of his land but apparently back when he was running all of it with his brother every one of their sons, like 8 kids or something, was expected to work the farm with their dads, although the profits from the farm did put each of them through school so I guess it kinda evens out.

    Actually for me it wasn't so bad. The weather was unbearable in the summer but we had AC at that point. Being in "nature" was cool (I mean the majority of the county was farm land, but there were natural areas and a field is still more natural than a building). I used to go and play down by a creek, I liked to build little dams and divert the flow of the water here and there. Fireflies were cool in the summer as well. Really just a ton of stuff that seems kind quaint and quintessentially rural American.

    The downside was I was related to half the town. I actually thought "cousin" and "friend" were synonyms for a while, remember meeting some kid who like stole my toy or something to make me mad at them and telling them "you'll never my MY cousin". I mean it's fine when you're a kid by dating was kinda notoriously tough. Also it was kind of an intellectual wasteland, but that might be a part of the charm of it.
  5. #65
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  6. #66
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny I lived on a farm the one of my ancestors

    in other words :

    LANNY'S ANCESTORS OWNED SLAVES
  7. #67
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by A College Professor So at age "5 or 6" you were finding dating to be 'notoriously tough' and you were such a skilled philosopher by age 5 that you knew you were living in an 'intellectual wasteland' huh.. ( jeeze , he thinks hes so fucking smart )

    Your story doesn't add up for shit LIL SPORTY. Are you really that boring that you need to make some basic shit like that up? Go pretend to be a tranny again you did much better at that.

    Drugs have made you mentally disabled.

    Originally posted by benny vader in other words :

    LANNY'S ANCESTORS OWNED SLAVES

    Yeah, Jenkins is a very common Black surname for a reason. That side of my family probably hasn't farmed anything since emancipation though.
  8. #68
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  9. #69
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    So do you really think it's inconceivable that I could have visited my hometown or just generally figured these things out about it after becoming an adult?
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  10. #70
    It's not even that. It's just that your entire post drips with faggotry. "Quintessential American"? Kill yourself.
  11. #71
    IM FEELING REAL POST MODERN TODAY GUYS
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Lanny So do you really think it's inconceivable that I could have visited my hometown or just generally figured these things out about it after becoming an adult?

    I think the dating part was what was strange to me, if you're just visiting then it's weird to make note of that or mention it in conversation.
  13. #73
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It's not even that. It's just that your entire post drips with faggotry. "Quintessential American"? Kill yourself.

    Rural American.
  14. #74
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 IM FEELING REAL POST MODERN TODAY GUYS

    Post Malone's less hickfuck brother
  15. #75
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It's not even that. It's just that your entire post drips with faggotry. "Quintessential American"? Kill yourself.

    hey, there are some of us who are actually here to learn.
  16. #76
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I think the dating part was what was strange to me, if you're just visiting then it's weird to make note of that or mention it in conversation.

    He obviously experienced some awkward sexual attraction to some of his cousins. I mean, haven't we all?
  17. #77
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It's not even that. It's just that your entire post drips with faggotry. "Quintessential American"? Kill yourself.

    Sorry, I forgot you were posting in this thread. I'll try to use smaller words next time to help you out.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I think the dating part was what was strange to me, if you're just visiting then it's weird to make note of that or mention it in conversation.

    I never experienced it directly but when visiting and hanging out with people my age it comes up fairly often just in the course of talking about what it's like to live in a city vs the country. Again, not a lot of people to discuss the finer points of french literature with so that's the kind of thing you end up talking about. Also it's a pretty obvious consequence of being related to such a large part of a fairly small population.
  18. #78
    Originally posted by Lanny not a lot of people to discuss the finer points of french literature with

    I really hope you typed those words out as a figure of speech.
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  19. #79
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    yes. What, did you think I was trying to say I'm only interested discussing literal french literature? Me, who hosts this place?
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Lanny yes. What, did you think I was trying to say I'm only interested discussing literal french literature? Me, who hosts this place?

    I just don't think anyone actually talks about French literature, like, ever. But maybe I don't hang out with smart enough people. Usually we talk about TV shows and shit like that.
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