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Will I be high during class if I take bundy 20 minutes before it starts?

  1. #1
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Hello fellow psychonauts, I'd like to take 800 mgs of bundy 20 minutes before school to open my third boofhole. Do you think I'll be high during school? The only drugs I can get is Crouton and bundy because I'm 13. Thanks!
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    no
  3. #3
    HTS highlight reel
    Kek. You can't even get bundy bcos ur in the UK.
  4. #4
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Highly recommend it. I did fucktons of drugs all through high school, and I turned out alright.





    Didn't I?
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Mother. Father! don't you love me?
  6. #6
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Better yet,- that reminds me- find a couple of friends to play a game of Space Monkey with.

    First, fill a bong up to normal level with alcohol of your choice. Beer is usually the go-to. For us, jeager was a good medium because it was only like 70 proof as opposed to some whiskeys and stuff, but we did use Kessler a few times. As many glasses as you have players. Have weed, at least 2 or 3 bottles of bundy-only syrup along with the little measuring cup. And then finally, at least a quarter to a half gram or so of speed or coke, depending on how many games are going to be played consecutively. Basically it goes like this....

    Each player takes their turn walking up to "Mission Control", wherein you take basically a shot of beer, flip your glass.... a little sippy of syrup, stand that on top of your upturned glass, and then a snapper on the bong.

    After the snapper is pulled through, you hold the smoke for a 10 count, and then say "SPACE MONKEY"

    You progressively make the bowls a little bit bigger and bigger, until someone coughs or otherwise fucks up the routine, at which point they become the aforementioned "SPACE MONKEY".

    After becoming designee, any other players or non-players in the vicinity should countdown "10...9...8...7...6...." and so on, until the end of the count,at which they yell "GODSPEED LITTLE BUDDY", and the monkey must "blast off" by drinking the syrup/beer shot, taking a bong rip, drinking the contents of the bong, and then snorting a prepared line of coke/speed.

    A brave soul can "jump in the cockpit" and take the fateful flight in place of the designee if it looks apparent that the monkey is in bad shape already, but in either case, once launch is achieved, all in the control room should congratulate each other, shake hands, calling each other "Doctor", and the game is over for the time being.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by HTS Kek. You can't even get bundy bcos ur in the UK.

    Benylin Dry Cough non-drowsy and Robotussin Dry Cough.

    We get bundy, we get codeine, we get DHC, we get morphine OTC
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject Benylin Dry Cough non-drowsy and Robotussin Dry Cough.

    We get bundy, we get codeine, we get DHC, we get morphine OTC

    Get bent.
  9. #9
    Shame that apart from DHC they're all shit. And DHC is too expensive to be viable. You can get 3 boxes of regular for the same price as one box of dhc.
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Or you can just not be a cough gel and do MEN'S DRUGS like dramamine and nitrous oxide.
  11. #11
    Nah. I do miss the benzo days tho. They were good fun, probably
  12. #12
    Originally posted by reject Benylin Dry Cough non-drowsy and Robotussin Dry Cough.

    We get bundy, we get codeine, we get DHC, we get morphine OTC

    We get Bundy
  13. #13
    Originally posted by reject Shame that apart from DHC they're all shit. And DHC is too expensive to be viable. You can get 3 boxes of regular for the same price as one box of dhc.

    Did you ever try Crouton? It's probably equal to or slightly less powerful than codeine but you could get a kilo for $100
  14. #14
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    eessy
  15. #15
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I love how most of you can't tell when bling is copypasting some shit.
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