2017-10-15 at 10:19 AM UTC
Hello fellow psychonauts, I'd like to take 800 mgs of bundy 20 minutes before school to open my third boofhole. Do you think I'll be high during school? The only drugs I can get is Crouton and bundy because I'm 13. Thanks!
2017-10-15 at 3:39 PM UTC
Kek. You can't even get bundy bcos ur in the UK.
2017-10-15 at 3:55 PM UTC
Highly recommend it. I did fucktons of drugs all through high school, and I turned out alright.
Didn't I?
2017-10-15 at 4:06 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Mother. Father! don't you love me?
2017-10-15 at 4:23 PM UTC
Better yet,- that reminds me- find a couple of friends to play a game of Space Monkey with.
First, fill a bong up to normal level with alcohol of your choice. Beer is usually the go-to. For us, jeager was a good medium because it was only like 70 proof as opposed to some whiskeys and stuff, but we did use Kessler a few times. As many glasses as you have players. Have weed, at least 2 or 3 bottles of bundy-only syrup along with the little measuring cup. And then finally, at least a quarter to a half gram or so of speed or coke, depending on how many games are going to be played consecutively. Basically it goes like this....
Each player takes their turn walking up to "Mission Control", wherein you take basically a shot of beer, flip your glass.... a little sippy of syrup, stand that on top of your upturned glass, and then a snapper on the bong.
After the snapper is pulled through, you hold the smoke for a 10 count, and then say "SPACE MONKEY"
You progressively make the bowls a little bit bigger and bigger, until someone coughs or otherwise fucks up the routine, at which point they become the aforementioned "SPACE MONKEY".
After becoming designee, any other players or non-players in the vicinity should countdown "10...9...8...7...6...." and so on, until the end of the count,at which they yell "GODSPEED LITTLE BUDDY", and the monkey must "blast off" by drinking the syrup/beer shot, taking a bong rip, drinking the contents of the bong, and then snorting a prepared line of coke/speed.
A brave soul can "jump in the cockpit" and take the fateful flight in place of the designee if it looks apparent that the monkey is in bad shape already, but in either case, once launch is achieved, all in the control room should congratulate each other, shake hands, calling each other "Doctor", and the game is over for the time being.
2017-10-15 at 9:58 PM UTC
Shame that apart from DHC they're all shit. And DHC is too expensive to be viable. You can get 3 boxes of regular for the same price as one box of dhc.
Or you can just not be a cough gel and do MEN'S DRUGS like dramamine and nitrous oxide.
2017-10-15 at 10:05 PM UTC
Nah. I do miss the benzo days tho. They were good fun, probably
2017-10-16 at 3:05 AM UTC
I love how most of you can't tell when bling is copypasting some shit.