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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I love him so much, I've been high a day, fawning over him. He is the best. His finz are so pretty with the LED lights, because they glow with all the colours around him. He sees to enjoy the light too.

    Uhhh. If a fucking FISH is doing this for you I'd recommend a more interactive friendo that can do all the fish can, and more. Not to disrespect sir Blubbington, because I respect sir Blubbington.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by mmQ Uhhh. If a fucking FISH is doing this for you I'd recommend a more interactive friendo that can do all the fish can, and more. Not to disrespect sir Blubbington, because I respect sir Blubbington.

    I kind of enjoy how zen and chill he is by himself. I have kitts but I like him, he does his own thing. I've been playing music and staring at him and the pretty lights, eating Fruit Gushers and chillen.
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon This is a Betta fish, and I've been told that the Betta fish species survived fish shawshank and is basically the fish equivalent of John Rambo. Sp apparently you don't need a enhancement, you just need to change 50% of the water every 2 weeks.

    I also want another Betta, who I will call Glub Glub. Apparently Bettas are solitary fesh, you can't put them with any other fish or they'll fuck their shit. So I've been thinking about what to do for a tank.

    Maybe I'll just make another pickle jar tank for Glub Glub and put them side by side, they can be like a grumpy old couple who hate each other.

    And then get a nice cube tank and fill it with nice fishies who love each other. All this gotta fit on my bedside table tho.

    This is absolutely false and it's why most people only have their bettas for two years or maybe three years instead of five. They're able to breathe from the top of the tank (which is partly why they're so durable)but they don't rely on it and breathing in your own piss and shit is not good for a fish. If you want a happy and lively fish you should get a enhancement.

    I also didn't think about this last night but don't get a 10 gallon enhancement for your betta. You're going to want two 5's or something as the current from a 10 gallon enhancement will be too strong. I suggest getting a 5 gallon tank or smaller honestly.

    Source: My dad's friend had a 400 gallon seawater setup when I was a kid and he taught me 2 fishyloo.

    Also if you get a enhancement you won't have to clean it nearly as much.
  4. #24
    bling bling Dark Matter
    take him 4 a walk
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    I'm keeping him in a big pickle jar with some LED lights taped to it. For the time being, he seems pretty happy. Soon I will get him a square 10 gallon tank and deck it out.

    thats a beta

    how appropriate
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I love him so much, I've been high a day, fawning over him. He is the best. His finz are so pretty with the LED lights, because they glow with all the colours around him. He sees to enjoy the light too.

    youve been sexually abused for far too long
  7. #27
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 This is absolutely false and it's why most people only have their bettas for two years or maybe three years instead of five. They're able to breathe from the top of the tank (which is partly why they're so durable)but they don't rely on it and breathing in your own piss and shit is not good for a fish. If you want a happy and lively fish you should get a enhancement.

    I also didn't think about this last night but don't get a 10 gallon enhancement for your betta. You're going to want two 5's or something as the current from a 10 gallon enhancement will be too strong. I suggest getting a 5 gallon tank or smaller honestly.

    Source: My dad's friend had a 400 gallon seawater setup when I was a kid and he taught me 2 fishyloo.

    Also if you get a enhancement you won't have to clean it nearly as much.

    Yeah I will eventually. Just trying to get the bedside logistix sorted. I think imma get him this thing

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0069RPRHO/
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon This is a Betta fish, and I've been told that the Betta fish species survived fish shawshank and is basically the fish equivalent of John Rambo. Sp apparently you don't need a enhancement, you just need to change 50% of the water every 2 weeks.

    I also want another Betta, who I will call Glub Glub. Apparently Bettas are solitary fesh, you can't put them with any other fish or they'll fuck their shit. So I've been thinking about what to do for a tank.

    Maybe I'll just make another pickle jar tank for Glub Glub and put them side by side, they can be like a grumpy old couple who hate each other.

    And then get a nice cube tank and fill it with nice fishies who love each other. All this gotta fit on my bedside table tho.

    someone lied to you

    dont change 50%. change, at most, 1/3 of the water. removing a quantity of water, then replacing it with the same volume but different water, will alter various aspects of the water chemistry that the fishes need. its the equivalent to taking a human and instantly transporting them from sunny, humid florida to dry, alaska during the night phase of the sun.

    for EXAMPLE, not literally: if youre going to replace 1 cup of water, get 5 or 6 cups, let it sit next to the fish bowl for a 'few' days to acclimate to temperature and out-gas whatever is in the water, as well as absorb whatever gasses its going to absorb. go google the explanation for the need for this...alkalinity...pH...etc...

    if youre feeling randy you can stir the water a few times to simulate the fish moving around, but thats bordering on pointless overkill...the water will absorb/out-gas by itself.
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Be sure to get a enhancement. I assume you were already but so many people get fish like these and then don't take care of them right then wonder why they die.

    as long as the pump is very VERY low flow. bettas dont like water currents.
  10. #30
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I kind of enjoy how zen and chill he is by himself. I have kitts but I like him, he does his own thing. I've been playing music and staring at him and the pretty lights, eating Fruit Gushers and chillen.

    Get jellyfish, my nigga. Build a sick set up with LEDs like the one you got but not shitty. It will be dope.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by RisiR † Get jellyfish, my nigga. Build a sick set up with LEDs like the one you got but not shitty. It will be dope.

    I just had these lying around, I'm not gonna put effort into a pickle jar lol. But maybe Jellies in the future. Are they easy to take care of? I don't want to give too much of a fuck about my fesh, I don't really have the time, I'm usually doing shit outside the house.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by infinityshock someone lied to you

    dont change 50%. change, at most, 1/3 of the water. removing a quantity of water, then replacing it with the same volume but different water, will alter various aspects of the water chemistry that the fishes need. its the equivalent to taking a human and instantly transporting them from sunny, humid florida to dry, alaska during the night phase of the sun.

    for EXAMPLE, not literally: if youre going to replace 1 cup of water, get 5 or 6 cups, let it sit next to the fish bowl for a 'few' days to acclimate to temperature and out-gas whatever is in the water, as well as absorb whatever gasses its going to absorb. go google the explanation for the need for this…alkalinity…pH…etc…

    if youre feeling randy you can stir the water a few times to simulate the fish moving around, but thats bordering on pointless overkill…the water will absorb/out-gas by itself.

    I got a big ass bag of "betta water" from the fysh shop and I can get more for free from them. So I think I should be sorted.
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I got a big ass bag of "betta water" from the fysh shop and I can get more for free from them. So I think I should be sorted.

    as long as it is the same chemistry as the water the fish is currently pissing and shitting in.
  14. #34
    bling bling Dark Matter
    if u put a bud in it cleans the water and the fish nibble of it like a treat they l;ove it
  15. #35
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I just had these lying around, I'm not gonna put effort into a pickle jar lol. But maybe Jellies in the future. Are they easy to take care of? I don't want to give too much of a fuck about my fesh, I don't really have the time, I'm usually doing shit outside the house.

    They don't really need anything but they also just die like that.

    You can get one of those for 2 hundo and a lot of other designs for other prices, as well.

  16. #36
    bling bling Dark Matter
    put fish pood on your shsh plants
  17. #37
    Originally posted by RisiR † They don't really need anything but they also just die like that.

    You can get one of those for 2 hundo and a lot of other designs for other prices, as well.


    Looks legit. I'll look into it. I kinda want something with a face though.
  18. #38
    bling bling Dark Matter
    make him a swimming pool in ur sink with a woofle slide
  19. #39
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    This iPhone looking one is cool but it's over two grand.

  20. #40
    Oh shit that's fuckin' massive. I want shit to fit right next to my bed, in a corner.
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