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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I literally told it in my post. It's not even a confession. Confessions are supposed to be about bad things.

    Like I give a fuck. I touched a dick as a boy. Make fun of me.

    faggot.
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash You're like 45 aged male

    Why would I be attraced to you?

    I haven't been 45 in almost 40 years, you little bespawler.

    it has nothing to do with attraction and everything to do with making a deposit into your assorted orifices.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Like I give a fuck. I touched a dick as a boy. Make fun of me.

    Under what circumstances?

    I'd hate to hear you got touched
  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock I haven't been 45 in almost 40 years, you little bespawler.

    it has nothing to do with attraction and everything to do with making a deposit into your assorted orifices.

    Weird old man is weird old man
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Weird old man is weird old man

    show some respect for your elders, fopdoodle.
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock show some respect for your elders, fopdoodle.

    Go listen to the beach boys
  7. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

    You are being a spoiled little tard
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock I haven't been 45 in almost 40 years, you little bespawler.

    kek

    I have never, ever heard that word before
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash Under what circumstances?

    I'd hate to hear you got touched

    Under consensual, mutual aged circumstances. LRN2RD
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Go listen to the beach boys

    bitch...the beach boys were considered miscreant bodgies and widgies back in the days when i still had hair on my head and could get a stiffy without having to pump up my implant and choke down a bottle of blue pills. why...back then...

    what were we talking about again?
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra kek

    I have never, ever heard that word before

    back in my day that was a common term for the wheelchair-bound retards who had to wear a bib to catch the rivers of drool.

    and that was before they tried to talk. if you even try to carry on a conversation with them...better get a mop and a wet-vac.
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