Things you've put your dick inside

1. 2017-09-16 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   coconut was my fav
2. 2017-09-16 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   My hand ;_;
3. 2017-09-16 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your mum
4. 2017-09-16 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #4
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   your grandmother.
   
   last weekend.
5. 2017-09-16 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   One child, two hands, five women and a partridge in a pear tree.
6. 2017-09-16 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Real picture of sophie above. Creepy ass european dudes man. Carrying purses and raping kids and shit.
7. 2017-09-16 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #7
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat
   
   Real picture of sophie above. Creepy ass european dudes man. Carrying purses and raping kids and shit.

   
   Cracked
8. 2017-09-16 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #8
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Sophie One child…

9. 2017-09-16 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A cup full of cooked spaghetti (no sauce), a 17 yo black chick that looked like a man, a $6 Fleshlight-clone from Amazon, between a hoes big toe and index toe like a pool cue, etc.
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10. 2017-09-16 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat
    
    Real picture of sophie above. Creepy ass european dudes man. Carrying purses and raping kids and shit.

    
    kind of fucked I know who that is
11. 2017-09-16 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra kind of fucked I know who that is

    
    It was kind of a big story.
12. 2017-09-16 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol scron be like
    
    Saw you strollin' through the campus, I had to stop for you
    I was scrollin' through the Zoklet, girl, I had to follow you
    Say what's up with you?
    You got my soul
    
    So give me all of you in exchange for me
    Just give me all of you in exchange for me, for me
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    • Joe Kane
13. 2017-09-16 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #13
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Joe Kane HighlighterTrannySucker

    
    ftfy
    
    
    
    .
14. 2017-09-16 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #14
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It was kind of a big story.

    
    was it? I don't remember seeing news about it, just remember someone telling me about it a while after it happened
15. 2017-09-16 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra was it? I don't remember seeing news about it, just remember someone telling me about it a while after it happened

    
    Yeah, I remember seeing it all over mainstream sites. The guy really fucked himself but using that stupid swirl enhancement. I hate chomos but I hate incompetent crooks even more.
16. 2017-09-16 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #16
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Well, at least now we know what we're looking at.
17. 2017-09-16 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #17
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah, I remember seeing it all over mainstream sites. The guy really fucked himself but using that stupid swirl enhancement. I hate chomos but I hate incompetent crooks even more.

    
    Who was it?
18. 2017-09-16 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #18
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also...fleshlight, watermelon, filet mignon, and fun piece of trivia....learned to jerk off putting my dick in the quarter roll from a mechanical coin counter. A miracle i didnt develop some bdsm tendencies bc my dick you get stick halfway in there and Id always end up pulling off a little patch of skin or cutting the head on the sharp plastic edges of the cylinder. Never occurred to me that you could just use your hand. Just wanted to put my dick in something so bad lol.
19. 2017-09-16 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that's^ not normal
    
    
    
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20. 2017-09-16 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Who was it?

    
    Child molester called Chris Neil. He reportedly appeared in a bunch of CP with his face "swirled". IIRC he used a known/common Photoshop plugin or something to do the swirl, which Interpol recognized and then literally took his swirl pictures and just unswirled them by running it through the same process backwards. Then they hunted his ass down.