2017-09-16 at 12:54 PM UTC
your grandmother.
last weekend.
2017-09-16 at 2:06 PM UTC
One child, two hands, five women and a partridge in a pear tree.
2017-09-16 at 4:46 PM UTC
A cup full of cooked spaghetti (no sauce), a 17 yo black chick that looked like a man, a $6 Fleshlight-clone from Amazon, between a hoes big toe and index toe like a pool cue, etc.
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2017-09-16 at 4:51 PM UTC
Lol scron be like
Saw you strollin' through the campus, I had to stop for you
I was scrollin' through the Zoklet, girl, I had to follow you
Say what's up with you?
You got my soul
So give me all of you in exchange for me
Just give me all of you in exchange for me, for me
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2017-09-16 at 5:39 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Well, at least now we know what we're looking at.
2017-09-16 at 5:51 PM UTC
Also...fleshlight, watermelon, filet mignon, and fun piece of trivia....learned to jerk off putting my dick in the quarter roll from a mechanical coin counter. A miracle i didnt develop some bdsm tendencies bc my dick you get stick halfway in there and Id always end up pulling off a little patch of skin or cutting the head on the sharp plastic edges of the cylinder. Never occurred to me that you could just use your hand. Just wanted to put my dick in something so bad lol.