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I'm sitting in a chair at the opening of the garage

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Suburban as fuck Yall


    Moun'ns though
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    pics or it didnt happen
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    Erorr Houston
    Go walk the streets before turning to this site in that situation ya goober. Smokes and strolls beats telling this lot of miscreants
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    Too cheap to run the A/C huh?
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    You need an upside down fedora in front of you while trying to rhyme about gangsta shit. Oh and of course have a disgustingly cheap 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor in your hands whilst rapping. Bam I just created a work at home job for you.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't forget to turn on some generic cringe rock or country station and tinker around with a few tools to keep up appearances for the passers-by.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    How many people walked by asking for the owner of this beautiful goat?
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Erorr Go walk the streets before turning to this site in that situation ya goober. Smokes and strolls beats telling this lot of miscreants

    I was watching my friend change my other friend's oil.
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    Bunch of suburban ass rednecks .. you have a styofoam cooler with coors filled to the top.. or PBR?

    and a can of fucking sardines I bet.

    I wish I was at the lake or reservior right now. it's fucking 95 degrees on the bay. 112 inland. this is our summer.. late summer, early fall.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    HA! We were actually drinking coors. Good guess

    We have a local reservoir here, but people litter in it so it's not good to walk around in.

    My friend cut his foot on a piece of glass. A mean cut really.
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