2017-08-29 at 12:50 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Suburban as fuck Yall
Moun'ns though
2017-08-29 at 3:18 AM UTC
Go walk the streets before turning to this site in that situation ya goober. Smokes and strolls beats telling this lot of miscreants
2017-08-29 at 3:31 AM UTC
Too cheap to run the A/C huh?
2017-08-29 at 4:17 AM UTC
You need an upside down fedora in front of you while trying to rhyme about gangsta shit. Oh and of course have a disgustingly cheap 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor in your hands whilst rapping. Bam I just created a work at home job for you.
2017-08-29 at 4:24 AM UTC
Don't forget to turn on some generic cringe rock or country station and tinker around with a few tools to keep up appearances for the passers-by.
2017-08-29 at 9:39 AM UTC
How many people walked by asking for the owner of this beautiful goat?
2017-09-01 at 10:06 PM UTC
Bunch of suburban ass rednecks .. you have a styofoam cooler with coors filled to the top.. or PBR?
and a can of fucking sardines I bet.
I wish I was at the lake or reservior right now. it's fucking 95 degrees on the bay. 112 inland. this is our summer.. late summer, early fall.
2017-09-02 at 1:38 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
HA! We were actually drinking coors. Good guess
We have a local reservoir here, but people litter in it so it's not good to walk around in.
My friend cut his foot on a piece of glass. A mean cut really.