Signing things is kinda hilarious

1. 2017-08-08 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

   Originally posted by Lanny So you chose to spend time in jail, that was your own decision and it's just a coincidence the state would have also used violence to put and keep you there during the time you happened to want to be there?

   
   
2. 2017-08-08 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #42
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Sophie Fact. I know because my handwriting is shit.

   
   bad handwriting should be a disability and kids shouldnt be punished for it.
3. 2017-08-08 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #43
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Lanny So you chose to spend time in jail, that was your own decision and it's just a coincidence the state would have also used violence to put and keep you there during the time you happened to want to be there?

   
   i believe he did that out of conscience
4. 2017-08-08 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick we should've been using thumbprint and iris scanners about 15 years ago.

   
   Shut up Wahler Crust
5. 2017-08-08 at 8:24 PM UTC

   #45
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by benny vader fact : neat handwriting is a sign of low intelligence.

   
   wow confirmed sploo alt
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • -SpectraL
6. 2017-08-08 at 8:26 PM UTC

   #46
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Start a conversation saying the OP before signing the paper to waste their time.
7. 2017-08-08 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #47
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by cerakote wow confirmed sploo alt

   
   all sensible people value intelligence, nit just sploo
8. 2017-08-08 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #48
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by benny vader all sensible people value intelligence, nit just sploo

   
   Hello.. sploo.
9. 2017-08-08 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've always thought of written signatures as security theater, kinda like TSA checkpoints at airports. They don't do anything meaningful as they're not a proper authenticity check, but they make people feel safer.
10. 2017-08-08 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #50
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -pot

    Originally posted by -kettle u black

    
    u black

11. 2017-08-09 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny "Here, write your name in some illegible scrawl and that will make this document official". Like there's no general way to verify signatures, forgery is trivial, and most of the time they're not even considered (literally any scribbling on the signature field of a check will make it cashable). And we act like it really means something, you even have to sign some crap when using a credit card like that's how a credit card company is going to verify a transaction, not actuarial models or cryptographic verification.

    
    It's part of the trust system which showed how trusty our Banks were, especially in 2008
12. 2017-08-09 at 12:56 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How come someone can't write an Actuary on the odds of so many witnesses dying was completely normal (During 9/11 or related to The Clintons in Arkansas in the 80s_. where is the statistics chart for the odds of probability?
    
    
    Is your business here for Psy Op advancement research? do you run a legit business while running cards?
13. 2017-08-20 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #53
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by inb4l0pht I've always thought of written signatures as security theater, kinda like TSA checkpoints at airports. They don't do anything meaningful as they're not a proper authenticity check, but they make people feel safer.

    
    fuck that avatar is mean