Sleep on the couch, eat on the couch, procreate on the couch.
My dad came home from work at 10p.m. and bought me a bag of cheetos because he couldn't get me McDonalds. Family Guy is on. I leave the fan on because the sound relaxes me, but it doesn't make me feel cold because of my blanket.
I put my jacket on when I need to buy cigarettes, energy drinks, and beer. The cans and bags line the floor because I like my couch the most.
I yell up the stairs "Mom! I'm hungry, can you cook me something?"
"Sure, it'll be ready in half an hour."
Delivery-style.
It's fried venison and golden rice (farmed with gold)
But still, I'm bored...runescape doesn't cut it all of the time :/