Sleep on the couch, eat on the couch, procreate on the couch.
![](http://i.imgur.com/zoBQDuN.jpg)
My dad came home from work at 10p.m. and bought me a bag of cheetos because he couldn't get me McDonalds. Family Guy is on. I leave the fan on because the sound relaxes me, but it doesn't make me feel cold because of my blanket.
![](http://i.imgur.com/PadWFzr.jpg)
I put my jacket on when I need to buy cigarettes, energy drinks, and beer. The cans and bags line the floor because I like my couch the most.
![](http://i.imgur.com/QtQgWrz.jpg)
I yell up the stairs "Mom! I'm hungry, can you cook me something?"
"Sure, it'll be ready in half an hour."
Delivery-style.
![](http://i.imgur.com/yaKpLcG.jpg)
It's fried venison and golden rice (farmed with gold)
But still, I'm bored...runescape doesn't cut it all of the time :/