Sometimes I think my life is great

1. 2015-12-21 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sleep on the couch, eat on the couch, procreate on the couch.
   
   
   
   My dad came home from work at 10p.m. and bought me a bag of cheetos because he couldn't get me McDonalds. Family Guy is on. I leave the fan on because the sound relaxes me, but it doesn't make me feel cold because of my blanket.
   
   
   
   I put my jacket on when I need to buy cigarettes, energy drinks, and beer. The cans and bags line the floor because I like my couch the most.
   
   
   
   I yell up the stairs "Mom! I'm hungry, can you cook me something?"
   
   "Sure, it'll be ready in half an hour."
   
   Delivery-style.
   
   
   
   It's fried venison and golden rice (farmed with gold)
   
   But still, I'm bored...runescape doesn't cut it all of the time :/
2. 2015-12-21 at 5:25 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But then again I also feel like shit physically most of the time for some reason or another, I don't have much of an ability to move in the first place.
3. 2015-12-21 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I wish I had a family. *sigh*
4. 2015-12-21 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   sploo is by far the only poster on this website that represents what totse should be
5. 2015-12-21 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   sploo is by far the only poster on this website that represents what totse should be

   would thank
6. 2016-01-04 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   morphine