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So HIV infected needles in petrol pumps is now a thing...

  1. #41
    Originally posted by infinityshock that was a description of your favorite life event, faggot.

    might of well?

    illiterate fucking retard.

    of= as
    typo
    TYPE - Ohhhh
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you mother showed it to me the night she passed you around to all the johns who were more preferential to the little boys than the old hags.

    pics or it didn't happen
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ pics or it didn't happen

    I just told you to get your mother to show you
  4. #44
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're a faggot

    ok. just bear in mind that birds of a feather .....

    btw, just curious :

    who made your lunch??? is there like a mrs bill or its like you mom ....
  5. #45
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader ok. just bear in mind that birds of a feather …..

    btw, just curious :

    who made your lunch??? is there like a mrs bill or its like you mom ….

    your mom did
  6. #46
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc i'm not even surprised by any of that. you sure are a strange fucker.

    you want some strange fuck...

    Originally posted by Narc you dumb noob. girls urethra ain't like our dicks, its made to stretch to allow them to give birth

    thats as strange as it gets, nigger.
  7. #47
    You get sicker by not exposing yourself to certain germs. you have to give your white count a workout.


    Originally posted by infinityshock doesnt affect me.

    im germophobic and dont touch anything the way normal people do. i literally dont touch anything with my fingers/hands in public places

    - i havent touched a toilet with my hands since i was about 10. i use my feet to manipulate the lid and flush
    - i push open doors with the back of my wrist or middle-finger knuckle at the point of the door where most people dont touch. (its visible by more wear/scuffing than the rest of the door…whether on an actual handle or a flat plate of metal for reinforcement)
    - i pull open doors with a single finger, after checking for the wear markings
    - i literally keep two boxes (1 box of thick, heavy duty; 1 box of thin, cheap; along with a single pair of heavy leather work gloves) of disposable gloves in my car trunk and truck cab. my bike doesnt matter because i fill its tank from a 6-gallon container of fuel that I pick up in my car or truck. i lift the pump nozzle from the hose or hose/nozzle connection and always look at the trigger to see where the most wear is to give me an indication of where everyone else touches, so I know where not to touch. i would see any nastiness or needles at this point. i also use the tip of the nozzle to press any buttons
    - not really related…but at the gas pump before I slide my card i beat the fuck out of the card reader to see if it comes off.
    - i turn on and off faucets with either a knuckle or back of my wrist. if i need paper towers and i cant get them without touching anything ill go into a stall and use toilet paper where i dont have to touch something some other nasty bastard has already touched.
    - when i meet new people, to avoid shaking hands, i always have something in my hands, or if that isnt possible, i have literally lied and said i hurt my hand in some creative manner possible.


    oh yea…OCD to the max
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