2017-06-20 at 12:08 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
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Originally posted by infinityshock
doesnt affect me.
im germophobic and dont touch anything the way normal people do. i literally dont touch anything with my fingers/hands in public places
- i havent touched a toilet with my hands since i was about 10. i use my feet to manipulate the lid and flush
- i push open doors with the back of my wrist or middle-finger knuckle at the point of the door where most people dont touch. (its visible by more wear/scuffing than the rest of the door…whether on an actual handle or a flat plate of metal for reinforcement)
- i pull open doors with a single finger, after checking for the wear markings
- i literally keep two boxes (1 box of thick, heavy duty; 1 box of thin, cheap; along with a single pair of heavy leather work gloves) of disposable gloves in my car trunk and truck cab. my bike doesnt matter because i fill its tank from a 6-gallon container of fuel that I pick up in my car or truck. i lift the pump nozzle from the hose or hose/nozzle connection and always look at the trigger to see where the most wear is to give me an indication of where everyone else touches, so I know where not to touch. i would see any nastiness or needles at this point. i also use the tip of the nozzle to press any buttons
- not really related…but at the gas pump before I slide my card i beat the fuck out of the card reader to see if it comes off.
- i turn on and off faucets with either a knuckle or back of my wrist. if i need paper towers and i cant get them without touching anything ill go into a stall and use toilet paper where i dont have to touch something some other nasty bastard has already touched.
- when i meet new people, to avoid shaking hands, i always have something in my hands, or if that isnt possible, i have literally lied and said i hurt my hand in some creative manner possible.
oh yea…OCD to the max
i'm not even surprised by any of that. you sure are a strange fucker.
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2017-06-20 at 12:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
shows how much attention you paid in microbiology class.
not only weren't you smart enough to be accepted into skool, but you spent all your time consuming assorted psychoactive substances of dubious origin and content, you say?
makes sense.
You have a propensity of making things up when you get called out. Makes it nice and easy to tell when you're uncomfortable and WRONG.
Sorry your bitch ass is scared of a germ.
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2017-06-20 at 1:44 AM UTC
" not really related…but at the gas pump before I slide my card i beat the fuck out of the card reader to see if it comes off."
Ima start doing that
fucking theiving bank card PI faggoted faggots out there stealing everything