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2017-06-21 at 2:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by 1337 I think the heat and texture is what gets most girls who don't like jizz.
I was watching talk sex with Sue one night when I was about 7 years old and this woman called in because her husband's semen came out like a spaghetti noodle in one piece. I wonder what his problem was, I don't see even severe dehydration causing semen that thick.
I honestly believe I've heard of people pissing out shit noodles after anal sex. *SHUDDERS* -
2017-06-21 at 2:09 AM UTCWell, that's just fancy.
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2017-06-21 at 2:10 AM UTCDo any guys get like a mild warmth/stinging sensation from the semen when they ejaculate after having not ejaculated in a long time? I also like the pumping feeling you get when you're about to shoot a big load, like your balls are getting primed to put out a house fire.
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2017-06-21 at 2:11 AM UTCNigga....
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2017-06-21 at 2:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I honestly believe I've heard of people pissing out shit noodles after anal sex. *SHUDDERS*
I like taking a shit when I do acid because of the shit noodles. I can't eat though because I can feel the food being broken down and becoming a part of my body. It really makes you feel like shit for eating meat, but I love meat. -
2017-06-21 at 2:13 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 2:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by 1337 Do any guys get like a mild warmth/stinging sensation from the semen when they ejaculate after having not ejaculated in a long time? I also like the pumping feeling you get when you're about to shoot a big load, like your balls are getting primed to put out a house fire.
Abso-lutely. If I can actually resist the urge to keep pumping/stroking, it exacerbates the sense very intensely for about 5 seconds, to the point of almost extreme PAIN, but a pain that experiences sweet sweet relief as I blow my load. I almost always have a loud extended grunt when I come, like I am goddamn Paul Bunyan chopping down the world's tallest Redwood. -
2017-06-21 at 2:15 AM UTCI must exit through the outdoor.
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2017-06-21 at 2:18 AM UTCI wish I had a cock
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2017-06-21 at 2:19 AM UTCYou made my eyebrows squint.
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2017-06-21 at 2:20 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 2:21 AM UTCRum and ginger ale isn't too bad it turns out, I do prefer my bourbon though.
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2017-06-21 at 2:22 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 2:22 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 2:23 AM UTCI used to edge myself when I was having sex with my wife, like just stop pumping, P still in V, and sit there a minute until the urge to cum passed. She finally got tired of it one time after stopping half a dozen times so she started moving her hips to finish it. I almost passed out when I came, I saw stars for a few seconds at least, and my hearing went all wonky. Highly recommended.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-21 at 2:23 AM UTCI'm a serial internet boyfriend dater
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2017-06-21 at 2:25 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 2:25 AM UTCWould you date Tort, if only to piss off HTS?
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2017-06-21 at 2:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by 1337 I used to edge myself when I was having sex with my wife, like just stop pumping, P still in V, and sit there a minute until the urge to cum passed. She finally got tired of it one time after stopping half a dozen times so she started moving her hips to finish it. I almost passed out when I came, I saw stars for a few seconds at least, and my hearing went all wonky. Highly recommended.
I do try. It is nearly impossible for me, when I'm ready, it takes the willpower of a thousand men to resist busting. I guess it probably takes practice. -
2017-06-21 at 2:27 AM UTC
