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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have to pee.
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    I just peed.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't have to pee.
  4. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Alexander..

    Hello there.


    Damn, this hurricane got everyone shook. Mandatory evac now... I guess I'll begin to pack. Fucking lame.
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat I'm so geeked up I might fuck a condom

    Ur a wick sweat
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Hello there.


    Damn, this hurricane got everyone shook. Mandatory evac now… I guess I'll begin to pack. Fucking lame.

    Damn. Yeah, everyone's talking about it like it's gonna be a big deal, and ol' Florida boy me is just like.. it's just a hurricane. Honestly, I don't even know what category it is, and I guess the buildings and infrastructure here aren't really built with hurricanes in mind.
  7. The Origins of Homosexuality:

    Gay people are gay because it's a built in mechanism by nature.

    The reason people are homosexuals is because they have shitty awful genes, nature knows they shouldn't be passed along to future generations, so it's built in a sort of kill-switch so that when people are born with shitty ass genes they become gay, to diminish the chances of them reproducing and passing on their genetic problems.

    And that's why we have gay people.
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra my iq can't be expressed as a signed integer

    The necessary memory structure to represent my IQ is as long as my dick
  9. Originally posted by Lanny The necessary memory structure to represent my IQ is as long as my dick

    your dad died because you have a low iq
  10. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Damn. Yeah, everyone's talking about it like it's gonna be a big deal, and ol' Florida boy me is just like.. it's just a hurricane. Honestly, I don't even know what category it is, and I guess the buildings and infrastructure here aren't really built with hurricanes in mind.

    It's a category 3. I'm not terribly concerned really. I'm like, 40mi off the coast. I think cat 3 is like 115mph, tops. I'd like to just stay but gf is going fucking mental and wants to leave.

    Looks like we're going to a friend's house that's less than 15 minutes drive from us, like that's going to be the life saving distance. I just hope my books survive should there be extreme flooding. I really dont have fuckelse I care about besides my car.
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  12. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency It's a category 3. I'm not terribly concerned really. I'm like, 40mi off the coast. I think cat 3 is like 115mph, tops. I'd like to just stay but gf is going fucking mental and wants to leave.

    Looks like we're going to a friend's house that's less than 15 minutes drive from us, like that's going to be the life saving distance. I just hope my books survive should there be extreme flooding. I really dont have fuckelse I care about besides my car.

    Pay attention to the scientist guys who monitor this shit... more people die in Cat3 than Cat4 winds. it has to do with Cat3 surging the water the best.. not to fast nor slow enough. Cat3 are often deadlier with less physical damage but more drownings and bring in tornados and lightening storms that follow. the worst of it isn't when the Storm eye hits the coast.. but the aftermath of humidity and electrical storms surging with buckets of fucking water raining down on your neighborhood or whatever region you fled to.. and this can go up as far as Austin or even Dallas area they're saying.

    maybe into Oklahoma and beyond. stay away from forks and spoons while eating outside. and please do not.. repeate.. do not go play golf
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  14. Good luck 224 & LSD in thr hurricane. You'll probably be OK.

    Sorry hydremawrphawne. Probably just for Pee Aww Cee's atrenctoon.
  15. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Pay attention to the scientist guys who monitor this shit… more people die in Cat3 than Cat4 winds. it has to do with Cat3 surging the water the best.. not to fast nor slow enough. Cat3 are often deadlier with less physical damage but more drownings and bring in tornados and lightening storms that follow. the worst of it isn't when the Storm eye hits the coast.. but the aftermath of humidity and electrical storms surging with buckets of fucking water raining down on your neighborhood or whatever region you fled to.. and this can go up as far as Austin or even Dallas area they're saying.

    maybe into Oklahoma and beyond. stay away from forks and spoons while eating outside. and please do not.. repeate.. do not go play golf

    Thanks for the info, didn't know that about cat 3 and 4. Worst I've been through was a category 2 a decade ago.

    I'm going to stay put, possibly go to uncles house with a generator in the morning.

    Trying to leave now with this traffic It's going to take like 8 hours to get to austin and the heavy rains are set to start In the morning. Would rather not be on the road for that.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    mysql> SHOW DATABASES;
    +--------------------+
    | Database |
    +--------------------+
    | information_schema |
    | kids |
    | mysql |
    | pride |
    | wordpress |
    +--------------------+
    6 rows in set (0.00 sec)

    mysql> USE kids;
    Database changed
    mysql>
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra

    mysql> SHOW DATABASES;
    +--------------------+
    | Database |
    +--------------------+
    | information_schema |
    | kids |
    | mysql |
    | pride |
    | wordpress |
    +--------------------+
    6 rows in set (0.00 sec)

    mysql> USE kids;
    Database changed
    mysql>

    What's it MEEEN?

    USE kids
  18. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Thanks for the info, didn't know that about cat 3 and 4. Worst I've been through was a category 2 a decade ago.

    I'm going to stay put, possibly go to uncles house with a generator in the morning.

    Trying to leave now with this traffic It's going to take like 8 hours to get to austin and the heavy rains are set to start In the morning. Would rather not be on the road for that.

    I would bring some plywood reminents and nail them down in the attic (if there is one.. better if the attic floor has a unit built in) and bring something you can cut through the roof to make a hole to get out incase of flood waters. don't bring a gas powered chainsaw unless you know you're going to cut a few holes quickly. if you don't cut hole when the flood water hits the home, you could die from multiple sources of carbon monoxide I bet.

    and bring lots of ensure and a water enhancement
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ What's it MEEEN?

    USE kids

    sql databases, had to open one up and reset the worstpress password

    I don't wanna USE kids;
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