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2017-08-05 at 9 PM UTC
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2017-08-06 at 2:10 PM UTCoh god, that's drunker than I've been in a while, threw up and everything. Now I get to enjoy feeling like I'm going to die. Yay.
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2017-08-06 at 3:05 PM UTCNon drinking weekend here, and I feel GRRRRRRREAT!
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2017-08-06 at 3:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Why the hell hasn't anyone who (formerly) worked in a hospital or a relevant field ever written an anonymous comedy book of the most hilarious/retarded suicide attempts they dealt with/were aware of while in their profession?
That would be fucking hilarious, I'd read the shit out of that.
This thought came to me just as I remembered a particularly cringey moment in my relatively recent past, which led me to stand up on my chair and visualize attempting suicide by flipping upwards as high as could and diving head first into the hard tile floor.
Wow. It takes a lot to creep me out. Most of the stuff posted on this site doesn't even phase me but after reading this, I can honestly say that you have genuinely creeped me out, utterly abhorrent.
It reminded me of the cruelty that went on in the high school of my hometown.
There was a kid in my high school named Justin that was bullied mercilessly, for years. He tried to kill himself by eating a whole bottle of aspirin. He didn't succeed and I'm pretty sure he had to get his stomach pumped.
Afterwards he was bullied just as much if not more, the other kids literally laughing out loud and saying insensitive and unoriginal comments such as, "You can't even do that right faggot."
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2017-08-06 at 3:56 PM UTCthe little sister of a classmate who lived above me in the apartment complex did that, except she took literally EVERYTHING in the cabinet... every fucking thing, including her parents prescriptions for various shit (and her mother was recovering from a brain aneurysm). probably some laxatives and whatnot. she got pumped pretty quickly but that mustve sucked turbo ass
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2017-08-06 at 5:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Wow. It takes a lot to creep me out. Most of the stuff posted on this site doesn't even phase me but after reading this, I can honestly say that you have genuinely creeped me out, utterly abhorrent.
It reminded me of the cruelty that went on in the high school of my hometown.
There was a kid in my high school named Justin that was bullied mercilessly, for years. He tried to kill himself by eating a whole bottle of aspirin. He didn't succeed and I'm pretty sure he had to get his stomach pumped.
Afterwards he was bullied just as much if not more, the other kids literally laughing out loud and saying insensitive and unoriginal comments such as, "You can't even do that right faggot."
Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-06T15:59:52.303087+00:00
I hope those kids at least grew up enough to regret it. That's fucking sad. I bet half of it was doing it to fit in too.
There was this one really weird kid in my highschool who wore a trench coat and vampire fangs to school. He would tell people he was a vampire (not really sure if he believed it) and he certainly looked it. Pale and gaunt, long black hair that was always pulled back into a ponytail. And he was huge too, an easy 6ft. One of the biggest kids at my school.
He was always selling shit too. Candy bars and chips, but mostly he sold soda. "None of that diet shit." He fucking *put it in his jacket too* I mean I get that it was against school rules, undercutting the vending machines and all that, but holy fuck you would've thought he was selling drugs by the way he'd slip open his coat and let you take a peek inside. I half expected to see a dick.
Anyway, he used to get bullied a lot in jr high (I had a lot of classes with him.) He wasn't QUITE as weird then, but still just kind of autistic and easy to piss off, so people did it.
Then one day this jock type kid really pissed him off and tried to start a fight with him. They were about the same size/build really. But lo and behold, this kid knew fucking karate (because of course he did) and put that jock kid in a neck brace for the rest of the year. Noooone messed with him after that. Especially not since he was the "stay home from school today" type. I'm surprised he didn't shoot up the school. Apparently now he's served time in the military and is a private guard in the middle east.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-06 at 5:58 PM UTCA vampire who went to high school.. which presumably operated during daylight hours.. Did he never address that discrepancy?
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2017-08-06 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I hope those kids at least grew up enough to regret it. That's fucking sad. I bet half of it was doing it to fit in too.
There was this one really weird kid in my highschool who wore a trench coat and vampire fangs to school. He would tell people he was a vampire (not really sure if he believed it) and he certainly looked it. Pale and gaunt, long black hair that was always pulled back into a ponytail. And he was huge too, an easy 6ft. One of the biggest kids at my school.
He was always selling shit too. Candy bars and chips, but mostly he sold soda. "None of that diet shit." He fucking *put it in his jacket too* I mean I get that it was against school rules, undercutting the vending machines and all that, but holy fuck you would've thought he was selling drugs by the way he'd slip open his coat and let you take a peek inside. I half expected to see a dick.
Anyway, he used to get bullied a lot in jr high (I had a lot of classes with him.) He wasn't QUITE as weird then, but still just kind of autistic and easy to piss off, so people did it.
Then one day this jock type kid really pissed him off and tried to start a fight with him. They were about the same size/build really. But lo and behold, this kid knew fucking karate (because of course he did) and put that jock kid in a neck brace for the rest of the year. Noooone messed with him after that. Especially not since he was the "stay home from school today" type. I'm surprised he didn't shoot up the school. Apparently now he's served time in the military and is a private guard in the middle east.
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2017-08-06 at 7:45 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-06 at 8:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote the little sister of a classmate who lived above me in the apartment complex did that, except she took literally EVERYTHING in the cabinet… every fucking thing, including her parents prescriptions for various shit (and her mother was recovering from a brain aneurysm). probably some laxatives and whatnot. she got pumped pretty quickly but that mustve sucked turbo ass
an ex of mine was quite badly bipolar, one of the times she od'd she took a whole fortnights worth of her meds which was about 28 zopiclone and another 28 venlafaxin and some other shit i can't remember, may have been some co-codamol or something. so i called an ambulance, but when she was in that state she was always very uncooperative with medical staff. she point blank refused to go to hospital and the ambulance guys just calmly started to leave. so i'm like 'where the fuck you going, you can't just leave her'. but they just said she hadn't taken enough to really kill herself but would prolly be asleep for a good day or two and then left, lol.
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2017-08-07 at 2:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Is that a man? I remember this post from zoklet only there was a large bulge involved in their jeans.
Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-06T13:48:50.119152+00:00
Originally posted by aldra HandOfZenith
it's handofzek, I always thought it looked like a nightmarish kurt cobain.
I think you might be being a little too generous with 'large bulge' though -
2017-08-07 at 2:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep There was a kid in my high school named Justin that was bullied mercilessly, for years. He tried to kill himself by eating a whole bottle of aspirin. He didn't succeed and I'm pretty sure he had to get his stomach pumped.
it's even worse if you consider that he's likely suffered liver damage as a result which will stick with him for the rest of his life -
2017-08-07 at 2:12 AM UTC
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2017-08-07 at 2:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist lol, how come he's got tits?
because he's a totse legend: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/HandOfZek
tl;dr - he convinced some kid to kill herself, started doing heaps weird gay shit, abandoned his family (to another totse member, lol) and went cross-country to get a sex change.
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2017-08-07 at 2:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra because he's a totse legend: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/HandOfZek
tl;dr - he convinced some kid to kill herself, started doing heaps weird gay shit, abandoned his family (to another totse member, lol) and went cross-country to get a sex change.
exponential hts
oh yeah, that's elf omg isn't it.
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2017-08-07 at 2:34 AM UTCyeah, up until he disappeared he was changing his username every week or so
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