Dreamgirl vs Dreamjob

1. 2017-06-03 at 8:51 PM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   everytime i see this thread title i think of rimjob but i cant think of a good joke
2. 2017-06-03 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So dense.
3. 2017-06-03 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Oasis everytime i see this thread title i think of rimjob but i cant think of a good joke

   
   Dream job, more like (d)rimjob
4. 2017-06-03 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #64
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Don't listen to them, RisiR. You were destined to be alone and unhappy.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †
5. 2017-06-03 at 9:14 PM UTC

   #65
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by NARCassist if you in the drug business you got pussy on tap.
   
   or should that be 'pussy on fosset' for you mericano's?
   
   
   
   .

   
   Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
   
   NO
   
   And it's faucet
   
   :)
6. 2017-06-03 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Dream job, more like (d)rimjob

   
   *rimshot*
7. 2017-06-03 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † Just told the bitch to go fuck herself so there's that.
   
   One deep for live.

   
   why would you do that???
   
   you're climbing to level 30 autism
8. 2017-06-03 at 9:20 PM UTC

   #68
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Oh, sploo, you're one to talk.
9. 2017-06-03 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #69
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mmQ Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
   
   NO
   
   And it's faucet
   
   :)

   
   my bad
   
   
   
   
   .
10. 2017-06-03 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Oh, sploo, you're one to talk.

    
    my freakouts are planned and controlled, generally
11. 2017-06-03 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Oasis my freakouts are planned and controlled, generally

    
    actually no
    
    how could i think this
    
    my behavior and affect is as dysregulated as a wild, unsocialized animal
12. 2017-06-03 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #72
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Oasis why would you do that???
    
    you're climbing to level 30 autism

    
    It had absolutely nothing to do with the job.
    
    She messed up something I care about and I told her, she then reacted in a really bitchy way and I told her again. I couldn't really hold back anymore at that point and kinda went south, haha.
    
    I'm sorry that I'm not a complete cuck but I'll continue to speak up for myself (and kill people with it).
13. 2017-06-03 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #73
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by RisiR † I'll end up homeless and alone. I just wonder how it will happen.

14. 2017-06-03 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #74
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm sorry that I'm not a complete cuck

    
    first part...true. second part...false
15. 2017-06-03 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #75
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I predicted something like this would happen right when you first told us about the relationship and that you felt resistant about entering it.
    
    It's the curse of Asperger's. It's why isolation and alienation are very common among those suffering from it. I've mentioned before that the rate of suicidal thoughts is about 10x that of the general population, with very poor, depressing, life outcomes.
16. 2017-06-03 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #76
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Nah, dude. She was really a real bitch. No over-reaction. I'm aware enough to judge that properly, thank you.
17. 2017-06-03 at 10:05 PM UTC

    #77
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I shouldn't have started the Autism meme. Y'all fucking fucking autismos don't get the fucking joke.
    
    Oh my....
18. 2017-06-03 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #78
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Taking care of your dream girl should be your dream job.
    
    -some faggot
19. 2017-06-03 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #79
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Just told the bitch to go fuck herself so there's that.
    
    One deep for live.

    
    >dreamgirl or dreamjob
20. 2017-06-03 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #80
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Taking care of your dream girl should be your dream job.
    
    -some faggot

    
    That wouldn't be a life worth living.