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Dreamgirl vs Dreamjob

  1. #61
    everytime i see this thread title i think of rimjob but i cant think of a good joke
  2. #62
    So dense.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Oasis everytime i see this thread title i think of rimjob but i cant think of a good joke

    Dream job, more like (d)rimjob
  4. #64
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't listen to them, RisiR. You were destined to be alone and unhappy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist if you in the drug business you got pussy on tap.

    or should that be 'pussy on fosset' for you mericano's?



    .

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    NO

    And it's faucet

    :)
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Dream job, more like (d)rimjob

    *rimshot*
  7. #67
    Originally posted by RisiR † Just told the bitch to go fuck herself so there's that.

    One deep for live.

    why would you do that???

    you're climbing to level 30 autism
  8. #68
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, sploo, you're one to talk.
  9. #69
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    NO

    And it's faucet

    :)

    my bad




    .
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Malice Oh, sploo, you're one to talk.

    my freakouts are planned and controlled, generally
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Oasis my freakouts are planned and controlled, generally

    actually no

    how could i think this

    my behavior and affect is as dysregulated as a wild, unsocialized animal
  12. #72
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Oasis why would you do that???

    you're climbing to level 30 autism

    It had absolutely nothing to do with the job.

    She messed up something I care about and I told her, she then reacted in a really bitchy way and I told her again. I couldn't really hold back anymore at that point and kinda went south, haha.

    I'm sorry that I'm not a complete cuck but I'll continue to speak up for myself (and kill people with it).
  13. #73
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'll end up homeless and alone. I just wonder how it will happen.
  14. #74
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm sorry that I'm not a complete cuck

    first part...true. second part...false
  15. #75
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I predicted something like this would happen right when you first told us about the relationship and that you felt resistant about entering it.

    It's the curse of Asperger's. It's why isolation and alienation are very common among those suffering from it. I've mentioned before that the rate of suicidal thoughts is about 10x that of the general population, with very poor, depressing, life outcomes.
  16. #76
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Nah, dude. She was really a real bitch. No over-reaction. I'm aware enough to judge that properly, thank you.
  17. #77
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I shouldn't have started the Autism meme. Y'all fucking fucking autismos don't get the fucking joke.

    Oh my....
  18. #78
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Taking care of your dream girl should be your dream job.

    -some faggot
  19. #79
    Originally posted by RisiR † Just told the bitch to go fuck herself so there's that.

    One deep for live.

    >dreamgirl or dreamjob
  20. #80
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Taking care of your dream girl should be your dream job.

    -some faggot

    That wouldn't be a life worth living.
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