The BDSM Affinity Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.

1. 2017-05-17 at 10:18 AM UTC

   #41
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SAFE WORD"
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-05-17 at 10:19 AM UTC

   #42
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   ^lulziest line in wolf of wall street
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-05-17 at 10:29 AM UTC

   #43
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fucking WALL STREET. Good job on that one street namer guy.
   
   Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heeeeerp Wall Street lamp things stuff
   
   I HATE WALL STREET.
   
   FAGGOT STREET!!!!
   
   Walls man walls for days and days come meet me by the wall on Wall Street and wall avenue the wall with the wall surrounding it. Yeaaaaaaah
4. 2017-05-17 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #44
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   walls have ears
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-05-17 at 11:15 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't do much BDSM anymore, hell I hardly bother with sex at all nowadays
   
   Before I take this test I'm going to predict my results:
   
   100% Pet
   100% Slave
   90% Submissive
   90% Masochist
   75% Primal (Prey)
   50% Degradee
   50% Switch
   50% Vanilla
   40% Ageplayer
   20% Rigger
   15% Dominant
   15% Primal (Hunter)
   10% Sadist
   10% Master/Mistress
   10% Experimentalist
   0% Owner
   0% Non-monogamist
   0% Exhibitionist
   0% Voyeur
   0% Girl/Boy
   0% Daddy/Mommy
   0% Brat
   0% Rope bunny
   0% Degrader
6. 2017-05-17 at 11:27 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I don't do much BDSM anymore, hell I hardly bother with sex at all nowadays
   
   Before I take this test I'm going to predict my results:
   
   100% Pet
   100% Slave
   90% Submissive
   90% Masochist
   75% Primal (Prey)
   50% Degradee
   50% Switch
   50% Vanilla
   40% Ageplayer
   20% Rigger
   15% Dominant
   15% Primal (Hunter)
   10% Sadist
   10% Master/Mistress
   10% Experimentalist
   0% Owner
   0% Non-monogamist
   0% Exhibitionist
   0% Voyeur
   0% Girl/Boy
   0% Daddy/Mommy
   0% Brat
   0% Rope bunny
   0% Degrader

   
   

   == Results from bdsmtest.org ==
   100% Rope bunny
   97% Vanilla
   96% Submissive
   83% Primal (Prey)
   59% Switch
   55% Masochist
   51% Brat
   47% Experimentalist
   39% Slave
   33% Girl/Boy
   4% Pet
   4% Ageplayer
   4% Primal (Hunter)
   3% Daddy/Mommy
   2% Rigger
   2% Dominant
   0% Degradee
   0% Exhibitionist
   0% Voyeur
   0% Degrader
   0% Owner
   0% Master/Mistress
   0% Sadist
   0% Non-monogamist
   http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=4726993

   
   I guess I misunderstood the meaning of "rope bunny" and I didn't realize that they meant "pet" literally
   
   Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-05-17T11:49:29.269788+00:00
7. 2017-05-17 at 11:31 AM UTC

   #47
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby

   
   his position is several infinite orders of magnitude more positive than your pathetic existence
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †
8. 2017-05-17 at 11:53 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Bunch of submissive sissy fuccbois ITT.
9. 2017-05-17 at 11:58 AM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Bunch of submissive sissy fuccbois ITT.

   
   Don't knock it til you try it.
   
   Also sexually submissive doesn't automatically mean submissive in the rest of life/relationships.
10. 2017-05-17 at 12 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Don't knock it til you try it.
    
    Also sexually submissive doesn't automatically mean submissive in the rest of life/relationships.

    
    Sure does, lady.
11. 2017-05-17 at 12:03 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Sure does, lady.

    
    K
12. 2017-05-17 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Subs really aren't the sissies at all, right?
13. 2017-05-17 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Also sexually submissive doesn't automatically mean submissive in the rest of life/relationships.

    
    Ehhh...
14. 2017-05-17 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 K

    
    See? Submissive sissy fuccboi.
    
    

    Show spoiler
15. 2017-05-17 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Subs really aren't the sissies at all, right?

    
    Maybe, but i would rather hurt someone than be hurt. But that's just me.
16. 2017-05-17 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie Maybe, but i would rather hurt someone than be hurt. But that's just me.

    
    Sounds like something a sissy would say.
    
    Tee-hee!!
17. 2017-05-17 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Maybe, but i would rather hurt someone than be hurt. But that's just me.

    
    Hurt me, daddy. You don't need to be gentle.~
18. 2017-05-17 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Phoenix Hurt me, daddy. You don't need to be gentle.~

    
    *SLAP*
    
    THIS HURTS ME MORE THAN IT DOES YOU HTS!
19. 2017-05-17 at 12:22 PM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie *SLAP*
    
    THIS HURTS ME MORE THAN IT DOES YOU HTS!

    
    *bites lip and moans, tears in eyes*
    
    It probably does, yeah. You slap like a bitch. 😏
20. 2017-05-17 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Phoenix It probably does, yeah. You slap like a bitch. 😏

    
    Say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens.