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The BDSM Affinity Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.

  1. #1
    Submissives, and dominants are an extremely complex bedroom phenomenon (or "fuck style") that's wildly misunderstood. Few people really understand what it's like, and common pop portrayals, like 50 Shades of Grey, are completely inaccurate. Of course not everyone in the BDSM scene is the same or will exhibit themselves to other, just like vanillas, their sex acts can vary wildly. We all have different kinks affected by our genetics and our upbringing, just like any other part of our body or trait, for example, height.

    This can be very difficult to get an accurate score because so many people don't have the level of disinhibition, haven't done enough introspection and reflection on themselves, their life, current state, and past, traits and sexual habits that they love.

    So you have to think very carefully about some of these and avoid the mistake that most people will make of self-deception, choosing answers that make you seem kinkier than you really are, if you perceive some of these preferences/behaviors/traits as desirable things.

    It's a private test, so if you really want to know the truth, be as perfectly honest as possible. Detach yourself from emotions and biases and just be as objective as you can. If you just lie or give inaccurate responses, the underlying truth won't change.

    So, after that, here's a link to the test: https://bdsmtest.org/

    I scored 99% Slave, 97% Submissive, 97% Rope Bunny, etc, and it's very possible that a more accurate assessment could be even higher than that.
  2. #2
    Meh, I can dominate you and I like to be submissive as well, I don't have time to waste on such things I am way too advanced!
  3. #3
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't have time to waste on such things I am way too advanced!

    Then you might get more applicable results over in Malice's thread, sweetie.
  4. #4
    No his is stupid, yours is cool.


    YOu are right about everyone here they are all fucking idiots!
  5. #5
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    this is cheap nonsense.

    "let me take a test that will tell me what i want, because i'm incapable of just knowing what i want"

    jesus fucking christ, it's clickbait.


    so if you really want to know the truth, be as perfectly honest as possible.

    if that was even fucking possible for you, you'd already know your affinities and inclinations and so forth, and you wouldn't be taking a retarded fucking test.

    fucking cancer.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by snab_snib this is cheap nonsense.

    "let me take a test that will tell me what i want, because i'm incapable of just knowing what i want"

    jesus fucking christ, it's clickbait.




    if that was even fucking possible for you, you'd already know your affinities and inclinations and so forth, and you wouldn't be taking a retarded fucking test.

    fucking cancer.

    (*whispers* ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᶜˡᵒⁿᵉ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈ...)
  7. #7
    ur such a qt pa rootie
  8. #8
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump ur such a qt pa rootie

    u 2
  9. #9
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    let me compare them
  10. #10
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib Submissives, and dominants are an extremely complex bedroom phenomenon (or "fuck style") that's wildly misunderstood. Few people really understand what it's like, and common pop portrayals, like 50 Shades of Grey, are completely inaccurate. Of course not everyone in the BDSM scene is the same or will exhibit themselves to other, just like vanillas, their sex acts can vary wildly. We all have different kinks affected by our genetics and our upbringing, just like any other part of our body or trait, for example, height.

    This can be very difficult to get an accurate score because so many people don't have the level of disinhibition, haven't done enough introspection and reflection on themselves, their life, current state, and past, traits and sexual habits that they love.

    So you have to think very carefully about some of these and avoid the mistake that most people will make of self-deception, choosing answers that make you seem kinkier than you really are, if you perceive some of these preferences/behaviors/traits as desirable things.

    It's a private test, so if you really want to know the truth, be as perfectly honest as possible. Detach yourself from emotions and biases and just be as objective as you can. If you just lie or give inaccurate responses, the underlying truth won't change.

    So, after that, here's a link to the test: https://bdsmtest.org/

    I scored 99% Slave, 97% Submissive, 97% Rope Bunny, etc, and it's very possible that a more accurate assessment could be even higher than that.



    Originally posted by snab_snib The autism spectrum, and Asperger's, is an extremely complex neurological disorder (or "difference") that's wildly misunderstood. Few people really understand what it's like, and common pop portrayals, like Rain Man, are completely inaccurate. Of course not everyone on the spectrum is the same or will exhibit the same symptoms, just like neurotypicals, it can vary wildly. We all have different brains affected by our genetics, just like any other part of our body or trait, for example, height.

    This can be very difficult to get an accurate score because so many people don't have the level of self-awareness, have done enough introspection and reflection on themselves, their life, current state, and past, traits and habits they have.

    So you have to think very carefully about some of these and avoid the mistake that most people will make of self-deception, choosing answers that make you seem worse than you really are, if you perceive some of these preferences/behaviors/traits as negative things.

    It's a private test, so if you really want to know the truth, be as perfectly honest as possible. Detach yourself from emotions and biases and just be as objective as you can. If you just lie or give inaccurate responses, the underlying truth won't change.

    So, after that, here's a link to the test: https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/

    I scored 40/50, which is pretty damn autistic, and it's very possible that a more accurate assessment could be even higher than that.

    well done.
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  11. #11
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I actually didn't catch that at first. Well done indeed.

    I'm literally a handholdless 27 year old virgin who has never been in a relationship, and am damn close to being asexual at this point.

    I literally can't answer the test.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Malice I actually didn't catch that at first. Well done indeed.

    I'm literally a handholdless 27 year old virgin who has never been in a relationship, and am damn close to being asexual at this point.

    I literally can't answer the test.

  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Make me wear an eye patch and call me Sam. OoOoh yeah I like it DIRTY!
  14. #14
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ Can you imagine Bill Krozby making a face like that, something that someone who literally had Syndrome of a Down or plain old mental retardation, and genuinely believing he was hurting your feelings, or as he likes to call it, radically misusing the word, "cucking you".

    The reaction would be the same as if a child did it, you just start cracking up at how dumb they are and walk away laughing.
  15. #15
    I can imagine him doing it to a legit retarded child.
  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I did your test HTS, now what.


    67% Dominant
    66% Daddy/Mommy
    62% Primal (Hunter)
    59% Ageplayer <- what an unexpected result
    58% Owner
    51% Rigger
    48% Switch
    47% Vanilla
    43% Master/Mistress
    38% Experimentalist
    9% Non-monogamist
    7% Exhibitionist
    3% Voyeur
    3% Girl/Boy
    3% Submissive
    2% Brat
    1% Rope bunny
    1% Sadist
    1% Degrader
    0% Slave
    0% Degradee
    0% Primal (Prey)
    0% Masochist
    0% Pet
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  17. #17
    We learn that this test too, is rigged.
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish to be your rope bunny.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Sophie I did your test HTS, now what.


    67% Dominant
    66% Daddy/Mommy
    62% Primal (Hunter)
    59% Ageplayer <- what an unexpected result
    58% Owner
    51% Rigger
    48% Switch
    47% Vanilla
    43% Master/Mistress
    38% Experimentalist
    9% Non-monogamist
    7% Exhibitionist
    3% Voyeur
    3% Girl/Boy
    3% Submissive
    2% Brat
    1% Rope bunny
    1% Sadist
    1% Degrader
    0% Slave
    0% Degradee
    0% Primal (Prey)
    0% Masochist
    0% Pet

    So you're basically exactly what I imagined you to be: A DD/lg lover with some flavorful kinks thrown in on the side. Test seems pretty accurate. :D
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Phoenix So you're basically exactly what I imagined you to be: A DD/lg lover with some flavorful kinks thrown in on the side. Test seems pretty accurate. :D

    I agree, it's pretty accurate.
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