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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I don't base my self worth on the internet's opinion. But you obviously do or you wouldn't mention it.

    good thing, otherwise youd be bankrupt
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Ask the guy that broke a rifle yesterday trying to take me out.

    thats romantic. where was he taking you? movies? dinner? gay bar?
  3. Originally posted by infinityshock thats romantic. where was he taking you? movies? dinner? gay bar?

    Do me a favor and send me a PM if you ever post anything remotely funny. I don't want to miss a first.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Do me a favor and send me a PM if you ever post anything remotely funny. I don't want to miss a first.

    too shy to make the first move? dont worry...with womens lib the way it is nowadays its perfectly acceptable for you to ask me out first
  5. Originally posted by infinityshock too shy to make the first move? dont worry…with womens lib the way it is nowadays its perfectly acceptable for you to ask me out first

    Nope, still not funny. But don't give up sport. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again.
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Nope, still not funny. But don't give up sport. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again.

    youre an idiot. im not trying to amuse you. im trying to sodomize you
  7. Originally posted by infinityshock youre an idiot. im not trying to amuse you. im trying to sodomize you

    You're not only not funny. You are the most boring predictable turd in the punch bowl Skippy
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Ask the guy that broke a rifle yesterday trying to take me out.

    What did you do this time? Will you be in the morning newspaper again?
  9. Originally posted by -SpectraL What did you do this time? Will you be in the morning newspaper again?

    I guess you'll never know. Unless you call coward.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'd rather wait for the book to come out. The Crazy Adventures of TheDarkRodent: Master Retard
  11. Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd rather wait for the book to come out. The Crazy Adventures of TheDarkRodent: Master Retard

    I bet you thought that was clever.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I bet you thought that was clever.

    Soooo.. what do we do now?
  13. Originally posted by -SpectraL Soooo.. what do we do now?

    If by we you mean you and your puppets why don't you surprise us.
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver If by we you mean you and your puppets why don't you surprise us.

    I am referring to you and I, silly.
  15. The only person I really truly hate is myself.
  16. Originally posted by -SpectraL I am referring to you and I, silly.

    We can discuss that at the Brass Monkey.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver We can discuss that at the Brass Monkey.

    I'll let the guy know you'll be there so he can wear a pail on his head, in case you go all cane-happy again.
  18. Originally posted by -SpectraL I'll let the guy know you'll be there so he can wear a pail on his head, in case you go all cane-happy again.

    Yeah, send yourself a memo or something.
  19. that's icky
  20. sorry I was on the last page with a frog, a vagina and a greasy looking buttho
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