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How to get rid of stalker

  1. #1
    Master shake Yung Blood
    Easiest way
    Preferably a legal way
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there are a lot of options ranging from RESTRAINING ORDER to WOODCHIPPER.
  3. #3
    stalkers or gang stalkers of you being a T.I. ?
  4. #4
    Beat them to death with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
  5. #5
    Okay so there is one simple way to solve this problem.

    1. Set up surveillance around your house. Keep it well hidden.

    2. Close your blinds etc. Make sure there is no way for them to see in.

    3. Check all your doors for signs of forced entry, check ACs, air vents etc for anything they might have planted themselves.

    4. Wait.

    5. When they try to intrude on your property in order to get a better look or listen at you, confront them with a weapon on hand, and tell them to leave. It is likely that when confronted, they will either become violent or refuse. Just keep telling them to leave. If they resist past 3;5 requests to leave, shoot the mother fucker dead.

    6. Call the police. Say these exact words; "hello, I'm calling to report that a use of force in self defence has taken place". Then give them your address, get your weapon somewhere on clear display, get away from it, and sit on the ground when the police arrives.

    7. Refuse to make any statements, ask for a lawyer.

    8. Get a good lawyer.

    9. Produce surveillance video, possibly other proof of stalking, and pray your state has the castle doctrine.

    10. Huff raid
  6. #6
    CandyRein Black Hole
    You jus get used to it ..I’ve always had stalkers ..
    I’d be more shocked if I didn’t have stalkers

    Then I’d be like hmmmm…that’s odd .. 😇
  7. #7
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Hehe!

    *moonwalks on glitter*
  8. #8
    Bradley Black Hole
    I had stalkers before but I really fucked with them by wanting to spend time with them, asking them for stuff, basically bothering them constantly until they didn't like stalking me cuz I was so annoying being like "hey bro if you're gonna sit in your car outside my house can you give me a ride to get beer? Hey you got money for us to buy beer? Yeah I got money but not A LOT my nigga. you got a job, let me get 20$"
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  9. #9
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmfao
  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    another stalker I had I got really really drunk and was like "SUCK MY DICK YOU FAGGOT." and he was all for it because hew as obsessed with me and wass a faggot who liked to suck dick but I was so wasted/high on drugs that I couldn't get hard plus I dind't like him or the situation and when I couldn't get my penis hard I made fun of him for being so unattractive and unfuckable and had like a group conversation with him, my penis and myself about why my penis and I were not interested and never going to be interested.
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  11. #11
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Omg
  12. #12
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    okay what FUCKING RETARD keeps bumping old threads

  13. #13
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Stalkers desperately want someone that they know they can’t have ….

    I should delve into the psychology of a stalker ..I like seeing why people do the things that they do it’s the Pisces in me ❤️

    What kind of person attracts a stalker ?
    What kind of person becomes a stalker ?
  14. #14
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I think I’ll do that …
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
  16. #16
    Bradley Black Hole
    I think it's because I am a Leo such a bright firy spirit in a cold world. SO I attract a lot of people with cold souls that are lonely or just alone and find this torch like a campfire in the night of warm energy. Then I tell them I love them and they just feel so warm like they're sitting next to a campfire and their entire life becomes not going back to sitting in the dark by themselves so they try desperately to tether themselves to me and my big white Weiner.
  17. #17
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Nice to meet you Leo! I always thought bradley was your real name, not just a screen name.
  18. #18
    CandyRein Black Hole
    The day I don’t have a stalker is the day I know I’m not Hott
  19. #19
    Bradley Black Hole
    It's very rare for heterosexual men to get stalkers.
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
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