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How to get rid of stalker

  1. #1
    Master shake Yung Blood
    Easiest way
    Preferably a legal way
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there are a lot of options ranging from RESTRAINING ORDER to WOODCHIPPER.
  3. #3
    stalkers or gang stalkers of you being a T.I. ?
  4. #4
    Beat them to death with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
  5. #5
    Okay so there is one simple way to solve this problem.

    1. Set up surveillance around your house. Keep it well hidden.

    2. Close your blinds etc. Make sure there is no way for them to see in.

    3. Check all your doors for signs of forced entry, check ACs, air vents etc for anything they might have planted themselves.

    4. Wait.

    5. When they try to intrude on your property in order to get a better look or listen at you, confront them with a weapon on hand, and tell them to leave. It is likely that when confronted, they will either become violent or refuse. Just keep telling them to leave. If they resist past 3;5 requests to leave, shoot the mother fucker dead.

    6. Call the police. Say these exact words; "hello, I'm calling to report that a use of force in self defence has taken place". Then give them your address, get your weapon somewhere on clear display, get away from it, and sit on the ground when the police arrives.

    7. Refuse to make any statements, ask for a lawyer.

    8. Get a good lawyer.

    9. Produce surveillance video, possibly other proof of stalking, and pray your state has the castle doctrine.

    10. Huff raid
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