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Doug is the biggest douchebag in military history.
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2017-05-06 at 6:33 PM UTC
His name is Doug. In 1983, he was a Lieutenant and a pilot in a Marine helicopter squadron.
One night, in the ready room, he sat down next to one of his crew chiefs, a young Sergeant, and asked him “Hey (nickname), just between you and me, did you…..?”
And since it was “just between the two of them” and trusting a Marine officer at his word, this young Sergeant told him “Yeah, I did.”
The next day this douche bag put the young Sergeant on report, something the Sergeant thought would cost him his stripes for sure. Luckily for the young Sergeant, the CO really liked him (a year earlier he had put him up for a Meritorious Promotion Board despite his only being a Corporal for about a month - the then Corporal aced the board and was promoted to Sergeant while on deployment, having spent about 90 days as an E-4). The Boss let this young Sergeant off with an mild ass chewing and a $200 fine.
Now, other people might try to tell you different, but listen to the Old Sarge when he tells you that Doug is the biggest douche bag in military history.
I still hope I run into that SOB one of these days.
Douchebag Dougs...Douchebag Dougs everywhere... -
2017-05-06 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2017-05-06 at 8:09 PM UTC
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2017-05-06 at 8:17 PM UTC
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2017-05-06 at 8:56 PM UTCsounds chill to me
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2017-05-07 at 4:37 AM UTCwell....what did he do?
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2017-05-07 at 5:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker Douchebag Dougs…Douchebag Dougs everywhere…
I'm calling the bullshit flag.
I've been in squadrons before and for an E5 / crew chief to tell something to an O2 that openly (meaning it couldn't be that severe)...then for the O2 to make an official issue of it resulting in disciplinary action...that would have resulted in...literally...that O2 requesting an xfer out of the command due to everyone fucking his shit up at best...at a worst sending his bird into a tailspin with the safeties on the ejector seats left in.
also...wtf is an E5 crew chief doing sitting in the ready room? squadron ready rooms are Os only. the mechs aren't even allowed out of the maintenance areas
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2017-05-07 at 5:41 AM UTC
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2017-05-07 at 9:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock I'm calling the bullshit flag.
I've been in squadrons before and for an E5 / crew chief to tell something to an O2 that openly (meaning it couldn't be that severe)…then for the O2 to make an official issue of it resulting in disciplinary action…that would have resulted in…literally…that O2 requesting an xfer out of the command due to everyone fucking his shit up at best…at a worst sending his bird into a tailspin with the safeties on the ejector seats left in.
also…wtf is an E5 crew chief doing sitting in the ready room? squadron ready rooms are Os only. the mechs aren't even allowed out of the maintenance areas
Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-05-07T05:04:44.195454+00:00
times have changed bill the cat, I know daniel wouldn't lie about something like this. the military is very different than it used to according to older and younger guys i've spoke to that were in the military -
2017-05-07 at 10:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby times have changed bill the cat, I know daniel wouldn't lie about something like this. the military is very different than it used to according to older and younger guys i've spoke to that were in the military
not that much. fragging is very much a clear and obvious reminder for Os to not excessively piss off Es. -
2017-05-07 at 11:01 AM UTCBiker bug
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2017-05-07 at 11:35 AM UTC
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2017-05-07 at 12:39 PM UTCdoug syndromeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-07 at 2:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock I'm calling the bullshit flag.
I've been in squadrons before and for an E5 / crew chief to tell something to an O2 that openly (meaning it couldn't be that severe)…then for the O2 to make an official issue of it resulting in disciplinary action…that would have resulted in…literally…that O2 requesting an xfer out of the command due to everyone fucking his shit up at best…at a worst sending his bird into a tailspin with the safeties on the ejector seats left in.
also…wtf is an E5 crew chief doing sitting in the ready room? squadron ready rooms are Os only. the mechs aren't even allowed out of the maintenance areas
Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-05-07T05:04:44.195454+00:00
what are you talking about, officers do douchey shit like that all the time and get away with it. also i've definitely chilled in the ready room before as on E-4 -
2017-05-07 at 3:03 PM UTCOne day I googled "captain impotence"
The first thing that came up was the wiki page all in bold, it was of a Medal of Honor reciepient from Vietnam. -
2017-05-07 at 3:11 PM UTC
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2017-05-07 at 4:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny
Idk. It's copypasta from Quora. The question was, Who is the biggest douchebag in military history.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby times have changed bill the cat, I know daniel wouldn't lie about something like this. the military is very different than it used to according to older and younger guys i've spoke to that were in the military
His name is Doug. In 1983, he was a Lieutenant and a pilot in a Marine helicopter squadron...
Clearly, not you. I thought the story was funny because Dougs do be douchin. Runnin around like little doucheadous. -
2017-05-07 at 4:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker His name is Doug. In 1983, he was a Lieutenant and a pilot in a Marine helicopter squadron…
Clearly, not you. I thought the story was funny because Dougs do be douchin. Runnin around like little doucheadous.
yeah... i know his names Doug and he was a helicopter pilot in 1983... I read all that in your OP why are you repeating yourself, Daniel? -
2017-05-07 at 4:29 PM UTC
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2017-05-07 at 10:10 PM UTC
