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1. 2017-02-09 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #341
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dusgLQ21H9k
   
   lik dat how u post
   
   Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-02-09T16:00:17.938737+00:00
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2. 2017-02-09 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #342
   cerakote African Astronaut
   i hate weed
   
   its seriously a piece of shit drug and i dont know why i keep smoking this trash
   
   its like cigarettes but even more boring
   
   i feel like death
3. 2017-02-09 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #343
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   shish
4. 2017-02-09 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #344
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it
5. 2017-02-09 at 1:10 AM UTC

   #345
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Just shined and polished the flat top got er looking like new what a treat what? A treat!
6. 2017-02-09 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #346
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote i hate weed
   
   its seriously a piece of shit drug and i dont know why i keep smoking this trash
   
   its like cigarettes but even more boring
   
   i feel like death

   
   Weed hates you too you fucking faggot.
   
   
   
   About to take the first bong hit of the night. Oh god I have been sober posting for 2 hours..
   
7. 2017-02-09 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #347
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Okay I'm on drugs now, it worked.
   
   The first thing I notice is everything seems much more chill and my vision is shifting. Time for another bowl.
   
   
   AND THERE WE HAVE IT FOKLKS I AM TOO THE MOOOON!!!!! THATS ALL IT TOOK AND I HAVENT ECEN GRINDED ANY OF THAT BAG UP YET and theres still all that grinder dust, hash and resin. Oh man I am in the green and high as fuck with a high tolerance and my food just finished cooking and I ain't even hungry.
   
   This is how you life live kids, this is how you do it. just watch and learn.
   
   Sxrawny don't fuck around.
   
   Now I'm gonna go drink club soda and cranberry juice because I'm high.
   
   Also my heart is beating like crazy
   
   (pic of me if I was a girl)
   
   
8. 2017-02-09 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #348
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got a litre of 9% beer and 750mg codeine
9. 2017-02-09 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #349
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   that was some good mexican tripping weed.
10. 2017-02-09 at 1:16 PM UTC

    #350
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm going to my mates tomorrow and getting some bud finally, I miss weed more than anything.
    
    And her mum got me 200 x 30mg codeine bless her. I love her almost as much as my own mum
11. 2017-02-09 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #351
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nvm
12. 2017-02-09 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #352
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I need a good drug for boring mind numbing work. I'm thinking meth might be too much, maybe adderall and bundy.
13. 2017-02-09 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #353
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject Nvm

    
    cuck'd
14. 2017-02-09 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #354
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump cuck'd

    
    It was a joke about my new pin number before realising that wasn't the smartest move
15. 2017-02-09 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #355
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Weed hates you too you fucking faggot.
    
    
    
    About to take the first bong hit of the night. Oh god I have been sober posting for 2 hours..

    
    i want to buy another bottle of benadryl but at the rate ive been going through it im gonna have a non-functional histamine system in like a week
    
    an abscess that had been healing/not getting infected for like 2 weeks became inflamed and infected in a matter of days and was the reason i had such a shitty night yesterday. it gave me a fever, a shit nights sleep, chills, etc and i think was the reason i was feeling so terrible yesterday
    
    i went into the bathroom this morning and i initially thought i'd have to wait to get back home to lance it again but no, it was so inflamed that i was able to get a hold of it and pop it with my hand and good fuck, it gushed brown pus and a fucking LOT of it
    
    
    
    
    
    kill me
16. 2017-02-09 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #356
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So I fucked up.
    
    I have a job where I interact with managers all day, I train people and stuff
    
    I'm so high right now.
    
    This weed is some next level shit. I have a massive tolerance and I'm 10/10 high waiting for the bus right meow
    
    If nobody notices I'm high I will think they are all retarded. This is bad.
    
    I can work while tripping on LSD and binging on meth, I can hide i t but my eyes are really red.
    
    Its just such boring work, I hate working sober.
    
    I should be high until 2pm. This weed man
    
    I become towlie on this weed
    
    
17. 2017-02-09 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #357
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    u shud hav mixed wif baccy
18. 2017-02-09 at 4:02 PM UTC

    #358
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Canadia no sell eye droops?
19. 2017-02-09 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #359
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I need a good drug for boring mind numbing work. I'm thinking meth might be too much, maybe adderall and bundy.

    
    Benzos are the fast forward button for life.
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20. 2017-02-09 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #360
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Scientists need to invent a lung repairer. Something you can inhale and hold it in and the chemical properties work fast to soak into the lining of your lungs and heal them at a very dramatic rate.